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we need more cats. lots more cats to deal with this MENACE.


Fsailing that, lets get the populace tooled up and deal with this avaian scum ourselves.


First the pigeons, then we can move onto shoplifters and burgulars. scum that do not deserve to live.


lets get organised and clean up our manor

There is quite often a problem with pigeons in my road, and lots of them were roosting on parts of my house, under the eaves and on window sills. I installed plastic spikes which worked. They aren't a particularly amusing topic as they are vermin. Southwark has posted several prominent signs around which say do not feed the pigeons - apparently it is against the law.

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Call Carter

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> Oh,no....

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> On second thoughts, he only shoots the Clay ones


I'm Ren?, Ren's distant French cousin (twice removed).


Carter has specified he is an engineer, therefore not qualified to keep the pigeon population under control. So why do you suggest we call for Carter?


Can you clarify what you meant by call Carter ...he only shoots clay ones. Are you suggesting he's trigger happy?


Please keep in mind any possible libelous or offensive claims or I'll Section 127 vous

Gidget Wrote:

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> Southwark has posted several prominent

> signs around which say do not feed the pigeons -

> apparently it is against the law.



maybe the pigeons didn't get the 'o' level grades they wanted in English and as a result they can't read the signs !

> Failing that, lets get the populace tooled up and deal with this avian scum ourselves.

> First the pigeons, then we can move onto shoplifters and burgulars. scum that do not deserve to live.


First of all, the shoplifting pigeons. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/6907994.stm

  • 2 weeks later...

ah, susancarpenter, welcome back. Think of it thus:


(Pigeon gets on Tube, say at South Ken)

Ticket inspector gets on Tube at Gloucester Rd: "Have your tickets ready for inspection, please!"

Pigeon - coo!

Ticket inspector to pigeon - Have you paid your FARE?

Pigeon - coo!

(Tube doors open at Earl's Court, pigeon disembarks and flies off, having paid not a cent in FARES)

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