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I have had the most frightful experience. The girls in work have been telling me how the current fashion in London is for men to wax off their body hair - all of it! It is apparently called a BSC. I had thought that this was the kind of thing that was carried out by nasty marines in Guantanamo Bay. Please could someone reassure me that the girls are sending me up?


I need to lie down - I fear I may be getting one of my heads...

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http://www.blushingbuyer.co.uk/product_images/Medium/4HEAD;Warehouse;Warehouse.jpg


OHMYGOD!


I know, I just could not possibly ever say that dreadful phrase.


I must go and get my 4head stick from my handbag, I am nauseated. Surely this is just for fetishists and those who have intimate "metalwork" and drive Ford Capri's?

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Michael Palaeologus

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I think that the sack would be equally painful Keef - all that tugging on your marble pouch.


Still, the ladies seem to go through some truly awful procedures on an entirely volunary basis (depilation of a variety of types, plastic surgery, child birth) so we shouldnt complain.


Having said that my back, sack and crack are my own private kingdoms and nobody is getting anywhere near them - which is the source of a great deal of regret.

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Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> I think that the sack would be equally painful Keef - all that tugging on your marble pouch.


Not sure how deeply I want to get in to this, but my arguement was that if they pulled the skin on the sack taunt, it would be quite painless (I have no intention of ever experimenting with this theory)... The sack end of the crack though..... There's no hiding from that pain!


I did let an ex do my back once before a holiday... Since then I have decided that people on the beach can just put up with the hair!

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So Banjaminty, you really and seriously have yourself depiliated? Are you a young man?


Perfect Michael and Keef, I am relieved to hear that you do not indulge in these practices. I think that a man should be fluffy, I consider it a sign of verility. It is terribly masculine afterall, you should see my housekeepers top lip - a joy to behold. Is waxing genuinely something that the average single man would consider normal though? The girls in work say that anything less is dreadfully unhygienic. I am trying to keep up with the young people, but since Ipods/MSN/Skype came on the market, it all seems to be getting away from me.


My munchkings are so very young, I am just trying to stay current. I want to be able to relate to them when they are teenagers.

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LizzygotDizzy Wrote:

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> All is so much more smoother, softer, cleaner,

> easier and nicer to the touch when its all been

> whisked away! No more great big long pubes getting

> caught between the teeth and all! hehe!;-) (Sorry

> if I've grossed you all out but I love it!)


haha - that has really made me laugh - much needed relief, having a boring day at work today and it's not even noon. Men shaving their bits makes their other bit look bigger too...

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