Another ******** Royal Parasite*

[*Bob*]

I think they could do a lot worse than 'Jayne' or 'Krystelle' for a girl and 'Dwayne' for a boy.

[Chillaxed]

Just spelling the old favourites urban stylz should do the trick: Charlz, Willyam, Fillipah, etc

[Santerme]

Congratulations to the happy couple.

It is good news all round.

[*Bob*]

It certainly is.

Yesterday morning, I was feeling little blue. The cold weather. The short days. The uncertainty of a future in this modern world of ours - with all its changes and challenges.

But the amazing news that our heavily-balding king-in-waiting has successfully inseminated his missus has really lifted me out of the doldrums. Today, I want to dance with a stranger in the street. To laugh, hug and cry all at the same time. Thank you, William and Kate. Thank you.

[Santerme]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> It certainly is.

>

> Yesterday morning, I was feeling little blue. The

> cold weather. The short days. The uncertainty of a

> future in this modern world of ours - with all its

> changes and challenges.

>

> But the amazing news that our heavily-balding

> king-in-waiting has successfully inseminated his

> missus has really lifted me out of the doldrums.

> Today, I want to dance with a stranger in the

> street. To laugh, hug and cry all at the same

> time. Thank you, William and Kate. Thank you.

Good for you, I hope that all pans out for you.

[*Bob*]

Everyone has suspected that the royal gloves have been off for some time now. And (coming from such good stock) it can come as no surprise that these most royal of family jewels have struck ovum gold in record time.

That said, we should all try to remember that - putting aside the Bentleys, ermine, received pronunciation and bodyguards - the beating heart of this story is simply that of a young couple in love, doing what young couples in love do best.

[computedshorty]

I wonder how many people have been present the same time as Prince William at any venue.

I have been at many, he just is one of those there expecting no special attention.

He has been from birth groomed to be King, had to serve in the forces, so has a good idea of what goes on.

Having experiance of those Elected to high office of non qualified persons, ( Boris comes to mind ) who would be the better choice?

The new child will again have its future set out for it from now on, very little choice of what it wants.

Would you like to have your entire future programmed for your life.

I hope that the new baby will have a long and healthy life and become loved by those who will be under its protection.

[the-e-dealer]

Yeah must be awful. Poor little thing.

[Ted Max]

"I wonder how many people have been present the same time as Prince William at any venue."

He drinks in the Prince Arthur, Shorty. Just his little joke, obvs. That's why they had to put up the anti-drugs leaflets in the windows recently, in case Guy Pelly's crowd turned up and started in on the nose powder in the VIP area (pool table).

[DJKillaQueen]

I can see your point computed but the royals have a choice once they reach adulthood. They don't have to take the throne, can abdicate etc. But given that everything is an accident of birth, I judge the monarch and cohorts by what they do rather than what they have. I personally would be bored by a life of diplomatic excursions (which is essentially what the Queen's life entails).

[PaulK]

I'd have more respect for them if they announced that they chose not to have children.

[woodrot]

The only Prince who warrants any attention is Prince Buster

[LondonMix]

Why?

PaulK Wrote:

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> I'd have more respect for them if they announced

> that they chose not to have children.

[Salsaboy]

He da man.

woodrot Wrote:

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> The only Prince who warrants any attention is

> Prince Buster

[????]

woodrot Wrote:

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> The only Prince who warrants any attention is

> Prince Buster

Oh come on, how about the purple lizard one?

[SilverSurfer65]

bonniebird Wrote:

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> Ooh you horrible lot!

I thought that too.

[Gidget]

Bringing the future monarch into the world sounds like it is going to be jolly hard work for La Duchesse and probably not what she signed up for. There would always be the possibility she could have the same thing again so wonder how keen she would be to pop out another one.

I have no fondness for them, but I cannot understand the media city camped outside the hospital for someone who is going through. I really think it the should be banned from being there. It's incredibly intrusive when you aren't feeling well.

[the-e-dealer]

So what dod she sign up for

[*Bob*]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> So what dod she sign up for

I don't know. What dod she sign up for?

(Said out of kindness, naturally)

[Gidget]

I am sure she didn't think she was signing up for such a hideous pregnancy which has just started. What she has is vile; I know several women it has happened to and it quite often lasts the entire pregnancy.

[Hipe]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> I can see your point computed but the royals have

> a choice once they reach adulthood. They don't

> have to take the throne, can abdicate etc. But

> given that everything is an accident of birth, I

> judge the monarch and cohorts by what they do

> rather than what they have. I personally would be

> bored by a life of diplomatic excursions (which is

> essentially what the Queen's life entails).

What life entails who cares is this about us again !

[Hipe]

You follow friends of friends etc to have the best tunes have you got them now then keep them. You have been

intimidating me enough and I have just realise I have waste my time but I do hope not for nothing but for something

and NO Thank you. Pls dont thank me

[Hipe]

Fu..cking stupid or fu..king clever tell me who are the stupid and who are the clever Idiots and stupid go and make the big issue bigger

[celtspur222]

There one was a Royal called Will

Whose missus was not on the pill

A baby was born

The media did fawn

And you and me footed the bill

[computedshorty]

So you are back

Hipe with your abuse.

You cant post enough of your rubbish can you.

I bet you wont be here long.

Thirteen posts in one hour.

Nothing else to do?