Quiet room...

[Moos]

Will dex, you sound suspiciously like my husband when on the topic of Cathy Dennis. Are you by any chance Mr. Moos, having sneakily registered when I wasn't looking?

[Michael Palaeologus]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Crashes through ceiling, arms and legs flailing"

*Crashes through floor and into cellar, still flailing*

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KalamityKel]

*looks round wondering what that noise was*

[Moos]

*peers through hole in ceiling*

Pause

*peers through hole in floor*

Pause

*scratches head*

*considers saying 'Just dropping through, Mike?'*

*has a coffee instead*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Think he might have fallen off his balcony while picking courgettes.

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Crawls out of hole in the floor*

"Look what I found in the cellar ... a dead rat, somebody been poisoning rodents again?"

"Throats a bit dry, anybody got a snifter?"

*Flicks mote of dust from shoulder, shakes large lump of plaster from hair*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Darling Michael - have some Head & Shoulders.

[KalamityKel]

*wonder whether she should get dressed yet or go off for a snooze*

[will dex]

MOOS WROTE

"Will dex, you sound suspiciously like my husband when on the topic of Cathy Dennis. Are you by any chance Mr. Moos, having sneakily registered when I wasn't looking?"

MOOS no, i dont think i am, but empathise with having to deal with partners who will not register..

** pours cider*

*shssss glug glug glug*

*sits*

[Keef]

*thiks to self "Cathy Dennis did do a fine cover of Waterloo Sunset back in the 90s*

[annaj]

*wanders in*

*thinks to self "Oh, that's who that cover is by"*

*looks around at slumped, drunken bodies, empty bottles, debris and large holes in floor and ceiling*

Blimey! It's changed in here.

*wanders out*

[Moos]

*Straightens up, glares at Annaj's retreating back*

How dare you, you minx! We are all dead respectable here.

[will dex]

*sits up, looking properly mad after a Miss C Chappell forwarded him her water bill*

this fine young sort has got me a court warrant order over her unpaid water bill she has redirected to my flat!!! Thames water wont budge as they say theyve no reason to.

is Miss C Chappell hiding in the Quiet Room behind the sofas?? (she'd never be allowed in otherwise)

*slurrrrp glug glu glug*

[Moos]

(Plaintively) I need a biscuit. If you really were Mr. Moos you'd understand. With chocolate chips. And hazelnuts.

[Keef]

*Creeps in to room mummbling something to self about not getting involved in heavy discussions involving riled up parents*

*Cracks open a beer*

*Sits down and puts feet up*

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Carefull Keef"

*Moves large lump of ceiling rose out of the way*

"A rose can come quite sharp in unwelcome areas"

"Thank the Lord. Home after 5 days of being oop-north, where it was grim and wet. Felt like a spawning Salmon swimming up a waterfall driving from west to east on the M62 t'other day, by-gum and there's no mistakin', innit"

*Walks to bar and pours self a pint of draft London Pride*

"I like Tetley and Stones, but its good to be home"

"Slurp, belch"

[KalamityKel]

Is that a new brand of tea? *raises eyebrow*

*yawns and stretches and considers jumping back into her nice big comfy bed*

*hears the slave whips cracking...*

[will dex]

*awakes with an interesting take on the feline kingdom*

forget BAA, i have decided cats are taking over the world aviation market.

quatar airways, cathay pacific, singapore airways...

ttthink about it.....

*slurrrps, still pi**ed from last night*

[jumpinjackflash]

*strolls in room after a week in the Egyptian sun*

*spots everyone looking slightly bored*

Anyone want to have a go on my hubbly bubbly pipe?

[Jah Lush]

Me me me me me me me.

[citizenED]

Sits crossed legged on the floor

bags after Jah.

[will dex]

arrrrghhh.

so quiet in here..

*shhsssccch gurlurp glug*

[KalamityKel]

*peeks through window seeing if anyones home to play with*

*squints hard*

[Moos]

*red-eyed, arrives in QR straight from work*

....Help...please... Someone!

Need red wine!

[KalamityKel]

*yawns*