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Sweet Mr Mikewbate,


I am so sorry I have been rather busy at work. If I had known you were up to your usual scamp type behaviour - I would obviously have called wonderful Mr Batdog to set about your person - perhaps tearing out your end trails, or maybe thrown a small explosive device in your direction.


Will you please accept my sincere apology for neglecting you on this occasion?


DM

XXX

*Well, bygones DM - just this time mind - I was all up for another Benny Hill style chase around the Lounge with the wretched Batdog dangling from my nethers*


*Are you coming to the drinkie DM? Are you bringing Ana? Mrs Dobbin's lactation is beyond a joke and she is eating my runner bean plants on the balcony*

Ignore them for God's sake. The type of person who is being horrible on a blog would not have the bottle to even utter a word in public, they're all too two faced for that! *Remembers that this is The Quiet Room and stops speaking very loud... Makes apologetic gestures to inhabitants of the room*

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