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Walks in wearing newly purchased pair of very expensive high heels and pristine white jeans.


Stands in the middle of the quiet room admiring perfectly manicured toe nails.


Slips off shoes and throws them into the corner along with enormous handbag.


Carries out complete rendition of The River Dance (approximately one hour in duration).


Collapses onto favourite aubergine velvet armchair (purchased from Starbucks prior to their closure for refurb) and thinks to self "Fr O'Connor would be proud."

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