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Bounces athletically into quiet room. Jogs about in baby blue cashmere knitted track suit and breaks into a bout of kick boxing moves. Accidentally kicks Michael in the nuts ... "Oh dear!"


"Michael dear, perhaps I should take up something less dangerous as a hobbie, how about needle point? I would love a tailors dummy, but I hear that the best are those one makes ones self... Will you help me sweetie? I have some duct tape, and some instructions...


"Now, stand up straight with your hands over your head. Stand up Michael, tall like a soldier" - (kicks Michael in shins)


"Take off your shirt sweetie, let me see that hairy chest of yours..."

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