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"Its Summer everyone!"


*Walks out Library French Windows onto the sun-drenched patio*


*Whisks off towel and plunges into the Olympic sized, kidney shaped pool*


*Leaps out*


"Who turned the heating off? There's a walrus in there and he looks rather chilly. Solar heated indeed"


*Suffles to bar*


"Pimms anyone?"

"Moos darling you have such wonderful whiskers, and those teeth, to die for"


"I see dear Piers has emerged from his Iberian hibernation and is amongst us again, a blessing"


"I pine for a certain lactating donkey, but that was before and I have moved on"


*Waves glass at Brendan*


"Any laudanum left?"

*Picks up the ringing candlestick telephone*


Asgard-five-five-three-seven-eight-double-zero-eight


Yes


Yes


Yes


Indeed


Only when I?m fencing but thanks for asking


Yes


No


Yes but I think he?s lost his mescaline again so there could be trouble


About nine, who wants to know?


Smashing


Cheerio



That was the Ministry of Defence, apparently one of the experiments has escape from the vivisection, er, section and made off with the key component of their latest biological warfare system.

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