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*Oh DM - no no no - offers old (and genuine) Estonian flu cure - soak your socks in vodka before putting them on and then go to bed... honestly. The Estonians are all a bit mad though - love them to bits, but barking - its the 22 hours of daylight I think*

Wakes from delirious dream, hot and soaked in perspiration ... or can that be alcohol and Red Bull I smell???


Thinks to self "My toes feel strangely sticky."


Whimpers "Pass the smelling salts Mr Keef, Michael appears to be sucking my socks..."


Passes out in a dramatic manner...


Thinks to self "Gosh I do look tiny today down there on that chaise," as my spirit leaves my body and floats around the room (I feel like death)

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