Quiet room...

[????]

*opens door slowly, it creaks loudly, brushes aside cobwebs in darkness, lights match, finds oil lamp, lights and looks around at dusty, musty room. Suddenly notices pair of Churches' brogues,soles upwards (hole in left) attached to legs - the rest hidden under July 19th edition of Telegraph. Kicks right one.

Come on Micheal get 'em in....thank god summer's on its knees

[red devil]

* Re-attaches 'The Dungeon' sign to the front door, walks over to the bar and leaves DM's dry cleaning bill next to newly opened Gin bottle...reads note attached to bill - ''Sorry, not possible to dry clean rubber''...*

[red devil]

*puts up postcard from MP on notice board - ''Weather is here, wish you were wonderful''...*

[dulwichmum]

Ssshhh! Daniel Craig is on TV (swoon).

God he makes me glad to be a woman!

http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/.aaaaaaaaaabond.jpg

[daizie]

Cworrrrrrrrrrrrr

[dulwichmum]

http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/daniel-craig-has-had-plastic-surgery.jpg

Gosh but he looks mean!

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[dulwichmum]

http://cinematicpassions.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/danielcraigbbh_468x381.jpg

James (my darling husband) has just staggered through the front door, off a plane from Mumbai. I shall strap my Slendertone machine onto him while he is sleeping off his jet lag. Don't you just adore a man with pert abs?

[dulwichmum]

http://lilyred.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/tn2_ray_winstone_4.jpg

But then, there is something to be said for the larger chap (swoon).

Gosh, I simply adore Ray too. I shall stick to my man. He is simply perfect (smirk).

Now, lets see if I can get this velcro belt off him without waking him up...

[bigbadwolf]

You never know D.M, it could be love at first sight.

I think they'd make a lovely couple...

[daizie]

Haha Bbw, isn't Elaine fantastic !? Laughed my arse off again .

[bigbadwolf]

Whose Elaine Daizie? The only people I saw in that clip were Dulwichmum and Daniel Craig?

[EDKiwi]

*Walks into the room, stops and stares in confusion at the Daniel Craig shrine that has appeared in the center of the room*

*Walks back out and checks the sign on the door*

*Shrugs, walks back into the room, helps self to a Martini (shaken, not stirred)*

[dulwichmum]

I never saw that before! OHMYGOD!!!

I am stunned... probably more by the number of teeth Elaine had than anything else!

[dulwichmum]

Wafts over to Daniel shrine and places another photo on counter, before lighting a candle...*swoon*

http://www.sunglasses-shop.co.uk/personalshopper/january-2009/Daniel-Craig.jpg

[daizie]

I am speechless, he is just my type :))

[dulwichmum]

Isn't he stunning? Perhaps we should change the name of The Quiet Room, we could call it The Shrine!

Krug anyone?

[bigbadwolf]

Whatever you want to call it I can't but help notice an alarming similarity in Daniel Craig and Russian Prime Minister/Gangster Vladimir Putin.

I'll let you be the judge of whether Mr Craig will mature into the mirror image of the former KGB spymaster.

http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/DanielCraig.jpg

http://rachelmarsden.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/putin.jpg

[EDKiwi]

Long lost brothers perhaps?

[bigbadwolf]

The difference being that Putin is a real life cut throat whose butchered men, women and children.

Daniel Craig is the pretender.

[EDKiwi]

ditto...

[bigbadwolf]

They both have that ice cold, thousand yard stare. Daniel Craig can attribute his glare to the set lighting. Putin can attribute it to the burning corpses of orphans in Grozny.

[Keef]

Layer Cake is a bloody good film though.

[bigbadwolf]

It was O.K, but you've raised an interesting point Keef (for me anyway). If, given the choice, whose drugs would you prefer to steal? Those of a Serbian war criminal or those belonging to Vladimir Putin. Keeping in mind that if you stole anything from Putin whether it be several million pounds worth of ecstacy tablets or his last Rolo, you'd have probably THE most dangerous and determined hit squad after the blood of you and your family.

[dulwichmum]

Anyhow, Putin is a gay icon (I don't know a woman who finds him remotely attractive), where as Craig is simply an icon!

*swoon*

http://cinemafique.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/daniel-craig-4.jpg

[Michael Palaeologus]

He looks like a man who would know what to do with a Toblerone.