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*opens door slowly, it creaks loudly, brushes aside cobwebs in darkness, lights match, finds oil lamp, lights and looks around at dusty, musty room. Suddenly notices pair of Churches' brogues,soles upwards (hole in left) attached to legs - the rest hidden under July 19th edition of Telegraph. Kicks right one.


Come on Micheal get 'em in....thank god summer's on its knees

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 2 weeks later...

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James (my darling husband) has just staggered through the front door, off a plane from Mumbai. I shall strap my Slendertone machine onto him while he is sleeping off his jet lag. Don't you just adore a man with pert abs?

http://lilyred.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/tn2_ray_winstone_4.jpg


But then, there is something to be said for the larger chap (swoon).


Gosh, I simply adore Ray too. I shall stick to my man. He is simply perfect (smirk).


Now, lets see if I can get this velcro belt off him without waking him up...

Whatever you want to call it I can't but help notice an alarming similarity in Daniel Craig and Russian Prime Minister/Gangster Vladimir Putin.


I'll let you be the judge of whether Mr Craig will mature into the mirror image of the former KGB spymaster.


http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/DanielCraig.jpg


http://rachelmarsden.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/putin.jpg

It was O.K, but you've raised an interesting point Keef (for me anyway). If, given the choice, whose drugs would you prefer to steal? Those of a Serbian war criminal or those belonging to Vladimir Putin. Keeping in mind that if you stole anything from Putin whether it be several million pounds worth of ecstacy tablets or his last Rolo, you'd have probably THE most dangerous and determined hit squad after the blood of you and your family.

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