Quiet room...

[????]

Thank god your back Mr P. I'm afraid 'they've' got in and trashed the place.

[bigbadwolf]

Well I'm not so sure about that Quids. Although I prefer the sinister swagger of a former KGB operative over that of a make believe double crosser. 'They've' certainly spruced the place up a bit since the removal of your hirsute cut outs from Knave, Razzle and Gash, that previously adorned the walls of the chamber of hush.

[EDKiwi]

I am slightly concerned about the sinister looking gentlemen sitting in the corner sipping vodka while glaring at the people worshiping at the Daniel Craig shrine. I'm sure I saw them fiddle with syringes filled with some sort of radioactive isotope a moment ago...

[iaineasy]

walks into quiet roon very quietly on tiptoes.................

screams AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH VERY LOUDLY!!

tiptoes out feeling very smug.

[Muley]

*Peers out through rain-streaked French windows across to the swimming pool. Observes Soviet nuclear submarine surfacing in pool and Sean Connery emerging dressed in Soviet naval uniform, speaking Russian in a Scots accent (with sub titles).

Shakes head, puts down absinthe and reaches for carrot juice instead*

[EDKiwi]

hehehe 'sub titles'...in a sub.

[dulwichmum]

http://www.abortmag.com/abortpegs/sissysean.jpg

OGHMYGOD! What a costume change...

[Michael Palaeologus]

I hope he was paid alot of money ..

[Mick Mac]

It looks like one of those: Slightly inebriated partygoing lady goes to bed with the guy on the left and slightly more sober lady wakes up the following morning, turns head and sees the face of man on the right - quickly kicks man out of bed and puts the whole thing down to experience.

[dulwichmum]

I can't get that image of Sean Connery out of my head now, I feel frightfully nauseated...

[bigbadwolf]

[Michael Palaeologus]

Are we going to have a Quiet Room Bonfire this year? If we do we will need to get some wood together quickly. Admin is off to his Seychelles Love Nest soon and he is throwing us out on the street for the duration of his hols.

BBW - put those matches down.

[Muley]

Yes. Let's set fire to the Connery 'mankini' (and put sparklers in the stupid ponytail while we're about it).

[red devil]

Muley, we could use it to 'pin the tail' on you!..

[Muley]

Don't be daft RD, I'm not a real mule.

I'm just 'virtual' and only exist in cyber space.

[Moos]

Exactly, Muley, aren't people silly.

It'd be like people saying I'm a real cow-

-oh.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Muley, are you cany relation to Mrs Dobbin, the lactating donket of blessed memory?

[Muley]

No, but I may have enjoyed cany relations with Mrs Dobbin the lactating donket.

Of course, I was very, very drunk.

[red devil]

Muley asks DulwichMum what lactating means...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/features/images/childrens50s_muffin_gal.jpg

[Muley]

It's a heartwarming image, but sadly I'm not sure DM regards me as someone with who she's on speaking terms.

[Brendan]

That's a lovely new bridle she's wearing though.

[Brendan]

whom

[Muley]

How annoying when the foreigners speak your own language better than you!

[Brendan]

the bastards. the utter, utter bastards.

[Brendan]

Oh well, at least they haven't learnt when to use capitals yet.