Quiet room...

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Curses! I would have been able to claim the Lounge for the non-smokers forever, FOREVER! If it werent for you pesky kids...

oh well - can I have a toke of the lumpy one?*

[dulwichmum]

Jumps on Keef, sits on chest (I am as light as a feather naturally) tries to extract cigarettes from Keefs clenched hand saying "It is for your own good" - eventually gives in as not physically capable of removing cigarettes from the great muscular mountain of a man that Keef is ...

Cries out loud like a baby (it works for my daughter), Keef gives in and hands over cigarettes. Runs around quiet room punching the air with delight.

Decides to try the same tactic to get Keefs wallet off him. Jumps on Keefs chest...

[Asset]

*Turn that music off - this is the quiet room*

[citizenED]

*rummages in bag*

*passes round ear plugs for all*

*passes round eye masks for all*

*settles back and chills-out, aoooooommm...*

[TillieTrotter]

*Pops in to see the once respectable Quiet Room turned into a den of iniquity*

*thinks to self, Whoppee*

[Keef]

*Borrows Michael's large net and starts catching moths that escaped wallet when DM opened it*

[Jah Lush]

*Wakes up from stoned, dreamy slumbers, almost choking half to death on moth that has flown into mouth from Keef's wallet. Recovers quickly, soothes throat with coffee and fags, realises am late for work again and makes a dash for the door.*

[dulwichmum]

Totters back into quiet room laden with purchases from Ed sale. Drags Keef behind enormous Japanese screen in the manner of Trinny and Susannah.

Throws Keefs clothes over the top of screen while make-over progresses.

Pushes Keef out from behind screen.

Holds up sign "what do you think of Keefs new look? Was the spiral perm a step too far? I think it accentuates his chisled cheek bones..."

[citizenED]

*perhaps he'd do better in a smoking jacket*

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Niiice - although I am not sure the permed gypsy look will go down well on LL. With his empty wallet, permed hair, flowery skirt, head scarf and hoop earings - he may be mistaken for a miscreant*

*Still, makes a nice change from the usual Jermyn St suits, egyptian cotton shirts and silk ties*

*I think DM may hae a taken a toot too many of the Benalin*

[mockney piers]

* starts clearing tumbleweed from general lounge area *

* wonders if F'n B has been telling jokes again *

[Michael Palaeologus]

I fear Keef's gypsy look rather frightened the horses - it put the willies up Mrs Dobbin and there's no mistakin'

[Keef]

*Walks in to room and passes Mike a flower whilst simultaneously pinching his wallet*

[Michael Palaeologus]

Places small amount of silver in the palm of Gypsy Rose Keef. I am liking the silver tooth - it adds a certain dash!

[Huguenot]

Puts new pic up on wall in heart throb corner...

Isn't he just a cutie... ;-)

[mockney piers]

* reels in shock at hideous spectacle placed on quiet room wall *

[citizenED]

*anyone got a set of darts?*

[mockney piers]

* grabs set of tungsten tipped *

* shhhhwww ... fnkk *

[TillieTrotter]

*bull or the eye*

[mockney piers]

* stupid tuft of hair *

[TillieTrotter]

*thinks Mockers looks like an older Harry Potter*

*Magic us up a gottle of gear then*

[TillieTrotter]

*explains to Mockers that when I say older, I mean late teens*;-)

[mockney piers]

* thinks flattery will get yo ueverywhere you charmer *

* badddinngggg *

* two cold coronas, magicked up *

* fssp - fshhhh *

[SeanMacGabhann]

* Shuffles into the room before anyone else stirs *

* Picks up the sorry-ass caftiere and decides it's not up to the job *

* grabs a solitary owl from behind the top shelf who though he had survived the cull, paints it white, pops it on ebay as a rarity, and nets several hundred pounds withing 5 minutes *

* Takes money down to Argos and buys a fleet of coffee machines *

* grinds some Blue Mountain beans and instantly regrets the noise *

* finally - sets all the coffee machines to "on" and leaves the room to the sound of percolating heaven *

[Keef]

*Walks in to room and gags at the smell of coffee*

*Juices seval oranges and drinks the lovely goodness*

*Loks through last nights photos, and can't remember anyone's name* :-S