Quiet room...

[Keef]

*Enjoys the undead*

[Jah Lush]

*We are what we drink*

*I'm a Zombie*

*Practicing for Friday*

*Just warming up, or is that death warmed up*

[dulwichmum]

I am Champagne - cultured, expensive, upmarket and bubbly!

[Asset]

I am tequila - prickly, but good fun if you can handle it.

[citizenED]

*spies people pretending to be drinks*

*looks fun*

*puts on black clothing*

*adds a creamy coloured hat*

*waits for others to cotton on...*

[Asset]

*got it*

[Jah Lush]

*I love a draught Guinness too*

*Here...let me pour us a couple of pints*

[dulwichmum]

*Emerges snake like from wicker basket dressed in belly dancing costume, spangles galore.*

*Commences dance of the seven veils*

*Asks "Anyone want to join in?"*

[dulwichmum]

*Collapses in a state of complete exhaustion back into large wicker basket*

*Thinks to self "I have been belly dancing for you guys for hours. You could at least have given me some tips!*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Here is a tip: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

[Keef]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> *Asks "Anyone want to join in?"*

"Sorry DM, I was quite happy watching whilst smoking my pipe. Hasheesh?"

*Chills*

[dulwichmum]

*Sits staring out window still wearing last nights ball gown in the manner of Miss Haversham...*

*Damn the au pair for having a social life and boyfriend crisis at the last minute...*

Wails - "We were told too late to organise a babysitter" - sobs into hankey...*

[Michael Palaeologus]

* I have told you before M - lock them beneath the stairs and you can then go out for hours, happy in the knowledge that the tiny-folk are physically safe, albeit traumatised*

*This was the behaviour that put the Grate in Great Britain and did Queen Victoria no harm at all*

[dulwichmum]

*Do you really think so Michael?"

*(Blows nose loudly into enormous handkerchief)*

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Another tip DM: don't go near any naked flames whilst wearing any Miss Havisham type garb. Better to beggar a knave at cards.

[Michael Palaeologus]

*Avoid marshes at all costs, you meet strange characters on the make*

*A mess of pottage for breafast anybody?*

[dulwichmum]

"I shall just sip on any left over Champagne thank you Michael"... *(sigh)*

*Gazes wistfully out of window towards marshes*

*(Sniff)*

[Keef]

*Dances around outside the window in the manner of Kate Bush*

[dulwichmum]

*Laughs out loud*

*Flings window open and sings...*

[Keef]

I always thought RED was more my colour >:D

[mockney piers]

*wonders when the quiet room became the Kate Bush appreciation society.*

well, sort of

[Keef]

*Thinks to self "I always liked that version"*

*Feels very weary after the weekend*

*Puts "Some like it hot" on the TV for this scene*

*Sits back and enjoys*

[Asset]

*thinks: poor old Kate. Bit barking really isn't she*

[TillieTrotter]

*Thinks to self, I know a juicy bit of gossip about Kate in the dog, with a certain friend of mine*

[dulwichmum]

Darling Keef! I love that scene! It is just the best film, I shall just get a pot of Assam and settle down for the evening with my lap top...