Quiet room...

[batdog]

CrystalClear and Mockney Piers,

that link is the work of one of the thousands "Jesters" operating in White City to smitten everyone up, 1st April is just around the corner...!! ..and Jesters like to rehearse "well in advance"

however if you cover the pool ensure that it is heated up and D-Mum is in there so I'll be in sexy company and I wont freeze while waiting for the next sunshine.... >:D< thank you

[mockney piers]

* reels in amazement - thinks my god, Batdog may actually have a point *

* ponders - is this a first? *

[Huguenot]

Nope, Met office is with Carrington

[batdog]

Amazing.... even dogs have "a point" ..nowadays...!!! Where is this world going to ???

[mockney piers]

* reminisces time when Huguenot made a couple of points recently *

[Huguenot]

Who... what... snooze

[CrystalClear]

I think you need the original title with those bad boys Mockney!

[batdog]

Hey mockney piers,

Who's that ugly, wrinkly looking man in your photo ?

[mockney piers]

* at risk of spoiling quiet room's tranquility *

pots and kettles batdog

* takes batdog for walk in garden *

[CrystalClear]

Sorry, but that still makes me laugh out loud!

[Keef]

*Thinks to self "HOW RUDE", and looks over to Dulwichmum, Ant, And Polly to see if they too are annoyed at interruption of peace* *Chuckles to self at sight of Piers picking up BatDog's mess*

[dulwichmum]

You boys should have a show on TV. You make me week with laughter.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Wanders in from foreign parts.

Thinks - *Isnt this supposed to be a quiet room?"

*Far too much laughter, why are there wet footprints on the floor?, why does it smell of fish-fingers? why are there piles of Starbucks cups in the corner? who let that dog in?*

*Must have a word (quietly) with Bartlett - he must apply greater discipline*

*Pulls out that nice bottle of Rioja that I hid behind my favourite chair and ease self into said chair*

[dulwichmum]

Texts au pair to get herself in here asap with damp duster and a mop...........

[batdog]

Sorry if I have "interrupted" your "superior conversation", and I am sure you all excuse our small brain and poor intellect ( I mean us dogs ) For a moment I thought this was the "freaky" room, full of contemporary Julius Caesars all talking in 3rd person ... freaky.

Please do carry on...I am out of here...(!)

[Huguenot]

*Scratches head. What's that woofing? Skittering of small paws on the linoleum...*

[bald marauder]

* gentle lapping at a small puddle in the corner...

[shambles]

i love that picture!! thank you for bringing it out of the old store of EDF memories to treasure!

is it really going to snow?

[dulwichmum]

Arrives for the morning avec coffee(s) and au pair. Places small bowl of water on the floor, and cushion in handbag - awaits Mr Batdog. Smiles to self and settles into big velvet armchair by the window. Picks up copy of SE21 magazine.

[Michael Palaeologus]

*B*gger - DM has picked up the copy of SE21 that I hid my copy of Playboy in*

*Looks innocent*

[dulwichmum]

Finds copy of Playboy in SE21 magazine! Glances around the room - observes blusing Mr Mikewbate, and gives filthy look.

Stands up slowly and walks accross the room to Mr Mikewbate, hands over reading material and large cup of coffee. Whispers laughing 'You saucey devil'. Smiles and returns to seat. Sits down and rubs Clarins hand cream into hands. Picks up copy of 'Elle deco'.

[CrystalClear]

*takes out his well thumed copy of herodotus. reads. refuses to discuss the 300*

*looks with disdane at the even more thumed copy of playboy*

*realises he can't hide it in Herotous*

[mockney piers]

* eases on to coffee stained sofa, pulls out copy of Frank Miller's 300 *

* hmm, big enough to conceal playboy, coool *

[CrystalClear]

I'm sure the graphic novel is great, but I really didn't like Sin City [the film], so am anti the 300. Especially if you can hide playboy in it!

[Keef]

*Walks in and steps in small bowl of water*

*Looks at Dulwichmum in apologetic way*

*Hands CrystalClear copy of Razzle as it seems more on his level*

*Sits on "lazyboy" in recline, and closes eyes*