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In Djibouti the men sit doing nothing all morning waiting for the lunchtime khat plane from Ethiopia, then they sit doing nothing except chewing all afternoon.


Meantime, their kids are starving.


In the evening, they go home and force themselves on a woman


Although I shouldn't generalise...

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Highly rated by who? Somalis? It's crap. To get

> any sort of high you have to chew it all day.

> Better off getting some speed. Errr...that's about

> the khat not the phone signal.



Meh, I have a prescription for straight amphetamine i.e. speed and its not all that. Makes you hot, if you dont have something to focus on youll end up cleaning your house for 9 hours. If Khat is like that, I'd pass.

its like rubbish speed, rather like necking a bunch of DoDos and a bottle if irn bru ( not that anyone here will know What I mean ) - its an ephedrine buzz, tastes shit. Only grows in about 4 places, so not much chance of setting up a factory in yer attic. get some shit speed - cheaper, much less hassle and the better effect - i.e. feckin horrible for the first few hours, then it gets worse as you get tired, then you want to cry for the next 3 days.


I hear Crokodil is the new drug of choice ( again, no one will know what I am on about innit )

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