The Crazy Nurse Of East Dulwich

[fish]

I, the self-appointed guardian angel of Crazy Nurse, ask that those who feel the need to detract from the gun crime debate, divert their trivial comments to me here, instead.

[crazynurse]

Dear FISH,

Thank you sooooooooooo much for your support and kindness.

It is nice to know there are kind and caring Fishes out there.

Many thanks

CrazyNurse

[fish]

You are very welcome dear Crazy Nurse. Us East Dulwichites? need to stick together - or should I say, swim together. You can share my bowl any time you like.

[Keef]

Now I don't want you to take this the wrong way, and I'm not starting a row, but can I just point out that FISHES isn't actually a word ;-)

[Mark]

sorry Keef, FISHES describes a group containing more than one species, e.g. My aquarium contains three different fishes: guppies, platies, and swordtails.

[Keef]

Fair play, I stand corrected. Still wrong in that context though ;-)

[Michael Palaeologus]

Can you have fishfingeres?

and

Fishes and Chips shop? Which would be more accurate as they sell a number of both - hopefully.

[mockney piers]

John FISHES down by the canal (in Camden, probably for cadavers).

Keef FISHES for grammatical corrections.

[RosieH]

Keef - where do you stand on the use of the possessive with the gerund? (I don't do punctuation faces, but if I did there'd be a smiley one here)

[mumra]

Under the title of 'The Lounge' on the homepage the administrator says we can 'discuss the price of fish'..... Would that be relevant here?

[mockney piers]

He's probably still got a few quid tucked away from his early eighties success, but I bet he'll knock you out a song for the price of a warm meal.

[fish]

Just wanted to say "Hello".

[capt_birdseye]

Hi Mr Fish. Fancy a guided tour of my factory?

[Keef]

Did he have a single called "Credo"? Liked that song.

[capt_birdseye]

He used to be the lead singer of Marillion I believe.

[mockney piers]

Indeed he did, not heard much of him since, so what you up to fish, will you sing us a song?

Altogether now

"lavenders blue, dilly dilly"....

[capt_birdseye]

Heh heh, reminds me of the comedy programme that was Nighty Night. Sick and funny.

[fish]

What makes you think that I am a Mr?

[capt_birdseye]

Sorry. Are you either gender?

[Keef]

You were during your pop career :-S

[fish]

The Fish has no sex! Take that anyway you want!

[Ant]

I bet you say that to all the boys, deary. ;)

[capt_birdseye]

So you're an actual fish?! My word, a fish that can type!

[dulwichmum]

And can climb out of the tank to do it!

[mockney piers]

Between batdog and fish we're becoming a veritable Dr Doolittle's menagerie!!

Sorry fish, we mistook you for prog rocking scottish hasbeen fish