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A man in his hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth.

"Nurse," he mumbles. "Are my testicles black???"

The young Nurse raises his gown, holding his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, she takes a closer look & says,

"There's nothing wrong with them Sir."

The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her & says very slowly.

... "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully."

"Are-my-test-re-sults back???"

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Captain Scarlet Wrote:

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> He He i'm liking the jokes folks:)-D


F@cking hilarious. If you possess less teeth than a Halloween pumpkin.


Where are you Jah Lush? The joke thread is in serious need of rescue and your jokes on here were very good.

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katie1997 Wrote:

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> Captain Scarlet Wrote:

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> > He He i'm liking the jokes folks:)-D

>

> F@cking hilarious. If you possess less teeth than

> a Halloween pumpkin.

>


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Yeh agreed, Katie 1997. F*****g pathetic.

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