Dickheads in 4x4s

[the-e-dealer]

4X4s in East Dulwich's tiny streets are just a complete waste of time. Whenever two meet all the normal sized cars have to wait while they do temporary one way working. I really don't see the Utility in these so called Utility Vehicles. They should be banned from the Roads during normal working hours like Caravans. Then we could all travel around much faster.

[Annette Curtain]

.00001/10

[david_carnell]

I drive this. MAkes parking in Sainsbos a doddle.

http://www.army-technology.com/projects/bradley/images/brad6.jpg

[Vicanna]

It must just be me, because I'm not forced to back down in the face of 4x4s in East Dulwich anywhere near as frequently as the OP is suggesting. I rarely even see them. Though admittedly I'm not in the area during the day.

[giggirl]

At least they don't have bull-bars any more. Those things were lethal. There's no case for anyone except farmers having bull-bars.

[giggirl]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> I drive this. MAkes parking in Sainsbos a doddle.

>

> http://www.army-technology.com/projects/bradley/im

> ages/brad6.jpg

Oh, Mr Carnell - is this thing yours? Oops, sorry, I drove into it in Sainsbury's in my volvo and left a dent. I left a note underneath your gun turret.

[DulwichFox]

[rant]

The real problem with 4x4's is that the people that buy them do not know how to Drive them..

Whereas in most situations 2 normal sized cars can pass with a little bit of care...

...4x4 drivers do not seem to realise that they are the problem when coming face to face with on coming vehicles.

They need to hold back (Show Courtesy) as in most cases they seem incapable of reversing out of the situation.

..OR.... too stubborn to do so..

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[Husker]

I'm thinking of getting a bigger 4x4 than my current one because of a minority of dickheads who drive normal cars in East Dulwich thinking there is enough room for our two vehicles to pass each at the same time, forcing me to slow down and sometimes even stop.

I think a bigger 4x4 is now needed to get these people to realise they need to pullover and allow me to pass unhindered.

[RosieH]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Oh, Mr Carnell - is this thing yours? Oops,

> sorry, I drove into it in Sainsbury's in my volvo

> and left a dent. I left a note underneath your

> gun turret.

heh, you said gun turret...

[El Pibe]

That could be more easily achieved by just running around in a crazy costume that spans most of the width of the road surely, damn sight cheaper too.

Girl on back optional, as is slapstick rollerskate routine.

[giggirl]

RosieH Wrote:

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> giggirl Wrote:

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> > Oh, Mr Carnell - is this thing yours? Oops,

> > sorry, I drove into it in Sainsbury's in my

> volvo

> > and left a dent. I left a note underneath your

> > gun turret.

>

>

> heh, you said gun turret...

I don't know what gun turret means to you Rosie H, but to the rest of us sometimes a gun turret is just a gun turret you know. I'm having one put on my house, to take out all the people who don't clean up after their dogs.

[Ridgley]

David-Carnell wrote

I drive this. Makes parking in Sainsbos a doddle.

Yep that should sort out the problem:)

[david_carnell]

Mine is less gun turret and more pea shooter.

But giggirl can put a note under it nonetheless. The dents buff out.

[RosieH]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> Mine is less gun turret and more pea shooter.

Heh, you said pea shooter.

I'm a bit giddy today.

[csaddleton]

from the fumes of torching your landlords sofa?

[Annette Curtain]

In my fantasy 4x4 mayhem dream

I'm targeting the Dub numb nuts duo, then i'd head up to Foxy's to mash up his lair, then full on to ted - reversing clean over him in Low-4 setting.

I'd then spray myself with Joe Malone & plop on the floor of Costa's

http://www.unimogs.co.uk/dbimg/display/B1416-d.jpg

Of course i'm completely naked whilst doing all this.

[RosieH]

csaddleton Wrote:

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> from the fumes of torching your landlords sofa?

Heh, if only. No, I am being very responsible with the sofa, unlike how I would be in a 4x4, when I jump in Annette's passenger seat Sissy Spacek-style and we go on a killing spree.

That said, if I saw Annette cycling along the pavement, she'd probably get it too!

[woodrot]

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[Salsaboy]

Hubba hubba.

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Of course i'm completely naked whilst doing all

> this.