Vicanna Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You don't cook rice. You boil it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Maybe that's where I've been going wrong then. Thanks for the tip. Louisa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edcam Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 If you boil rice on public transport you are a slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Vicanna Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> You don't cook rice. You boil it.Not in a risotto, you don't. All boiling rice = cooking it.Not all cooking rice = boiling it.Paella on a bus is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 So, contemplating red camargue on the 176 = EliteEating one of those little pots of rice pudding = New Affluent WorkerGorging on a Rice Pot-Noodle = PrecariatSmearing on a brown rice facial scrub = new-age slapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 so rice isn't for eating anymore?I'm soooo confoosed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 *Bob* Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Eating chocolate cake / hitting myself in the face> with a hammer> > Eating chocolate cake / hitting myself in the face> with a hammer> > > Crikey, this is more difficult than I thought..It's not really. Look at it this way........with the former you feel stuffed and possibly sick afterwards and are likely to regret it, with the latter it will feel great when you stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsebox Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 It wouldn't be a real EDF thread without some mention of rice cookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 .. must.. resist.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Today, to get me some extra time in bed (knowworrI'msayin) I decided to put on my socks, shoes and deoderant on the bus. Then I had a dry shave. Don't worry it was a roll on, I wasn't actually getting in anyone's way or spraying anything. i do hope this catches on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillaxed Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Fine with me SJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 StraferJack this is exactly what I mean! "To get extra time in bed" socks and shoes on the bus? Is it really necessary? And where does the loose hair from your dry shave end up? All over the seats which some poor unsuspecting person is forced to sit on after you! And as for deodorant.. astonishing. Ie written a short email to TfL and am awaiting a response as I couldn't find anything on their website regarding the application and use of potentially toxic materials. Louisa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 blimey Louisa - have you lost your touch or have I? You knew I was being sarcastic right? And so were you right? Or were you? ooohand Chillaxed - you SAY that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I'm beginning to wonder if Louisa is actually imprisoned under the stairs whilst an evil nephew has fun with her EDF account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chillaxed Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Only one way to find out for sure SJ.ED to LB at 7.30am tomorrow, last carriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraferJack Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 If anyone is locked up in Lousia?s house, it?s not going to be LouisaDay off tomorrow Chillaxed, but your location on the train duly noted for future reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 StraferJack Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Today, to get me some extra time in bed> (knowworrI'msayin) Pish and tish Strafer - there's no equivalency. Shaving sprays face hair everywhere. Make up disnae. No one but *Bob* said anything about shagging, and I couldn't give a fig if you put your shoes and socks on on the bus.I hate it when you text though. That's really really fucking annoying. You should just sit there, face forward, hands gently folded in your lap, not speak to a companion, and keep your fucking hands still you nutter (your feet you can move for wriggling into socks though).You're mental about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 You know that dry shavers put the smeg in the shaver yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 they have a suction device to catch the hairs that are cut off yes?I haven't seen one like that no but I've seen others that don't no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicanna Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 There was an announcement at E. Dulwich station this morning warning passengers that the 7:16 to London Bridge had been cancelled due to toenail clippings on the line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huguenot Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Yeah RosieH, it's the double down pull/slice that means you have to pinch the top and knock it out on your neighbour.Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I've seen the results of electric razors on white porcelain sinks and affirm that not all razors suck the hairs off your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Most electric razors are quite poor at catching all facial/pubic hair adequately. The condition of some sinks after there use, as RosieH rightly points out, is often an ugly sight, even after extensive cleaning. I wouldn't even want to hazard a guess at the number of stray hairs which could escape with said use of one of these or a cut throat razor on public transport. Where do the boundaries for do's and don't's start that's the question? Louisa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minkey Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Louisa :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dame Dulwich Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Ha ha! You make me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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