Watch out - extremely dangerous pub trapdoor

[bawdy-nan]

Anyone happening to walk down Plough Lane (you know who you are you random male street pee-ers and car parkers) should be really careful not to step on the Plough's trapdoors which sit across the width of the pavement. They loik as though they are about to collapse. The pub have been informed and have put a couple of plastic cones over it buts its easy to miss them and step on the doors.

[cdonline]

I hope that woman who fell in Sainsbury's a while ago isn't in the vicinity. I wouldn't want her to have a setback with her recovery by falling again.

Shudders.

[lozzyloz]

Good idea cdonline. I haven't pee-ed or puked down there in ages but this could be a nice little earner. Especially if the bollards aren't lit up, no visible sign is posted and a barman waving a red flag isn't standing close by. Thanks for the tip off bawdy-nan.

[giggirl]

Sorry to sound mean but I would never be able to stop laughing if I saw someone fall down a trapdoor. It's very "Fools and Horses".

[lozzyloz]

I used to think that, but then did actually get sued because an employee fell down an open trap door behind the bar (even though she'd been warned and shouldn't have been drinking).

[giggirl]

Yes I know I'm mean but it's just one of those things that I laugh at - people falling over. It's my slapstick side.

[Brendan]

The image of the drunk barmaid falling down the trap-door isn't helping either Lozz.

I know it's not funny really...

[Pongo]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Yes I know I'm mean but it's just one of those

> things that I laugh at - people falling over.

> It's my slapstick side.

dig in giggirl!

(tu)

[lozzyloz]

She used to dance on the West End stage in various ALW productions. Unfortunately she's not able to anymore, has since turned to drugs and her 2 young children taken into care after her husband left her for the midwife.

[Ultraconsultancy]

What, and all your fault for leaving a trap door open loz? That's some cross to bear...

[Asset]

I smell a wind up

[TillieTrotter]

Think I smell it too. Funny.>:D

[lozzyloz]

Did I mention the prosthetic . . . . . .

[bawdy-nan]

har har de har har

[macroban]

Didn't someone write that The Plough's menu has changed recently?

[bawdy-nan]

delicious meat pies?