Look at me!!!!!

[LadyDeliah]

I want to post controversial stuff and get everyone's attention!

Fat people should all have their jaws wired up.

Men with erection problems should have a visible tattoo so we don't waste time talking to them.

People with an irrational fear of dogs, hoodies and anyone who isn't a clone of them, should be airlifted into Mogadishu to help them gain perspective.

Over to you.

[LadyDeliah]

Louisa, that's your cue.

[Otta]

I had that tattoo, but it sagged.

[LadyDeliah]

Lol

[Wilhelm]

My fear of dogs is rational. And isn't a fear, more of a dislike. Am I going to Mogadishu or not, please advise

[LadyDeliah]

Sorry, only those with irrational fears qualify :-(

[Wilhelm]

Bugger.

[Louisa]

I'm not the biggest fan of humanity, so the more dogs who jump up at weak snobby timid middle class people the better. Especially if said dog is wet from a jump into a smelly pond. Magic right there.

Just to clarify, my fears are NOT irrational and I DO believe everyone is out to get me.

Louisa.

[LadyDeliah]

Not controversial or argumentative enough Louisa. C'mon, you can do better than that.

[woodrot]

death to all nazi hipster vermin

[El Pibe]

KIDS IN PUBS!!!!!!!

[giggirl]

Louisa Wrote:

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>

> Just to clarify, my fears are NOT irrational and I

> DO believe everyone is out to get me.

>

Louisa, just because you're paranoid does not mean that people aren't out to get you. Be on your guard at all times.

[RosieH]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> KIDS IN PUBS!!!!!!!

KIDS!!!!!

fucking vermin

[Parkdrive]

People who think it's "cool" to eat in "gastro pubs"

[RosieH]

who thinks that?

[*Bob*]

People who miss completely the point of a thread

[Otta]

PEOPLE!!!

[Chillaxed]

Change

[Otta]

FOODIES!

And people that create and use words like foodies!!!!!

[RosieH]

you lot

[Otta]

Ya mums!

[????]

Have we had Guardian readers yet?

[Parkdrive]

Or Dail Mail readers?

[titch juicy]

READERS!!!

[RosieH]

???? Wrote:

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> Have we had Guardian readers yet?

QUIDS