Picking up women in East Dulwich.

[jimmy two times]

Where's the best place to pick up women in East Dulwich?

[david_carnell]

Off the floor...they get terribly drunk you know.

[snorky]

outside the Black Cherry at about 1AM , there are usually a handful of unconscious women ( and men ) that literally need to be " picked up"

I cant answer this on a serious note tho, due to the sexist & mysogonistic implications of any response.

[Moos]

Make sure you lift her correctly: a back brace is not sexy. If the woman you pick up turns around and thumps you in the eye with a jar of organic onion marmelade, you've pulled: it's an ancient ED courting ritual.

[Alan Feedlebra]

Jimmy two times,

wouldnt you be better off going to get the papers

...get the papers...

[HonaloochieB]

There's this house in Whately Road...

[KalamityKel]

Jimmy shame on you! Women are not like takeaways or a DVD rental *sighs* (well not all of us) ;-)

[Brendan]

It?s all about positioning mate. Position yourself correctly and they pick you up. Like a can of beans on a supermarket shelf.

[pen]

?...

[jimmy two times]

Well if I position myself correctly so can I.....like a can of beans.

[CamberwellOz]

NCT Coffee morning :(

....what.... I'm allowed to say that. I've been to them before.

[bon3yard]

Ah, one of those old fashioned unreconstructed geezer types like that oaf in Life On Mars. Hell, maybe backwards is the way forwards. Lets be honest, we all know that secretly all these career ladies are yearning for a life at home swaddled in domestic bliss. Who needs another power point presentation about Far East penetration when you could be at home being taken roughly over the coal scuttle whilst polishing the brass. Bring back Victorian values!

[Jeremy]

bon3yard, would you be criticising if a woman posted an equivalent message?

[Annasfield]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> Ah, one of those old fashioned unreconstructed

> geezer types like that oaf in Life On Mars. Hell,

> maybe backwards is the way forwards. Lets be

> honest, we all know that secretly all these career

> ladies are yearning for a life at home swaddled in

> domestic bliss. Who needs another power point

> presentation about Far East penetration when you

> could be at home being taken roughly over the coal

> scuttle whilst polishing the brass. Bring back

> Victorian values!

You certainly like to be controversial, don't you Mr Yard. ;-)

I suppose that the thing is - if a woman decides to elect for the power point presentation, she can still polish the brass whilst doing other things. If you were to select "domestic bliss" as you so eloquently put it, that would generally be the end of the career. I know which I'd rather...

[bon3yard]

Thought that would hit the spot. Cheer up Jeremy it might never happen.

[bon3yard]

...and please dont take me seriously, that wouldnt be good.

[tog_in_sox]

I have heard tell that there might be certain entertaining ladies to be occassionally found down by the roundabout in the EDT. Some may be harder conquests than others though it would seem that a late snatch might be your best ploy as their resolve may well have weakened. (Parents take note on your duty to advise your wee apples as to the pitfalls of public intoxication.)

Alternatives are hosting a back to back viewing of "Sex in the City - Season 6" at the ED Warehouse or if you're more callous dressing up as Barny and loitering outside JoJo Maman Bebe.

Good luck, if you do succeed you may well be able to make a packet by marketing your methods to the legions of singletons struggling to lead a carefree existence in the stroller-jammed by-ways of ED. Should you fail you might find richer pickings in Hastings.

[woodie]

jimmy 2 times. thats good fellas

cool name

[falcao]

I'ma proud, badge wearing retrosexual.

[MrBen]

Anywhere Keef's band are playing. It's full of young ladies throwing themselves at him. I was propositioned on my way out by a very large curvy and attractive lady on my way out Saturday night. I dont think she could see straight.

[Jeremy]

bon3yard Wrote:

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> ...and please dont take me seriously, that wouldnt be good.

Point taken!

[KalamityKel]

falcao Wrote:

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> I'ma proud, badge wearing retrosexual.

Surely a Metrosexual would be a lot more attractive/appealing ;-)

[Moos]

Oh, I don't know, Kalam... there's something about an old-fashioned hairy man that's rather taking.

I'm amused by the fact that this thread is in the 'East Dulwich' aka the Serious section of the Forum - after all, it is a local issue - but it's sister thread is in the Lounge.

[KalamityKel]

Quite clearly women are a more interesting and pressing topic to discuss ;-)

Sorry admin for going off topic but Moos has a very valid point :)) :)-D

[jimmy two times]

The problem with a metrosexual is that while he appeals to women on one level, i.e he'll do the washing up and watch a chick flick and cry.....surely deep down all women love a hunter gatherer.