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I don't get...


... the british attitude to the sun.


after monday, the first decent day of sunshine, I saw a number of shirtless blokes of the bulldog-esque persuasion sporting cracking sunburn. Are 1st degree radiation burns and an increased risk of melanoma a badge of honour that I should, in fact, be aspiring to? Or is it just about showing off gut, moobs and crap tattoos?

OOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


And although I don't think you can see it, I'm holding my hands up beside my face and waggling my fingers while I'm doing it.


I imagine you must be beside yourself.


I'm sorry, but I just felt the need to compete with Yvette Fielding.


If I just knew who he was, I'd challenge him to duel. Then we'd see.

  • 4 weeks later...

...grown bastard adults with bastard office rucksacks who possess no bastard spatial awarenes who narroiwly avoid putting your bastard eye out when they swing their bastard carcasses onto the seat next to you on the bastard bus.

Made all the bastard worse when it's pissing down with bastard rain.

  • 2 weeks later...

...the use in message board posts of the abbreviation LOL. LOL?

Has anyone who's ever used it owned it fully or have they just gone along with what's just a lot of old 'passed on' toss? Shorthand? Phrase? A 'zany' indicator?

Anyone who's ever used it? Have you ever actually Laughed Out Loud?

Of course you haven't. 'Cos you're a member of a shower of c*nts, and you know it.

Know that every time you use it, there are people who feel superior to you, perhaps for no good reason, but it's still a reason. And a better reason than anyone can have for using the letters LOL.

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