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kford Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> > All car ads. Except for the one in which the

> car

> > transforms *Transformer-like into a robot.

> That's

> > nifty.

> >

> > *Robots in disguise.

>

> Hey, I wrote that ad! Thanks ;-)



it seems that all the advertising execs live in ED!!

Oh go on James. We'll be kind, honest.


There's a terrible radio ad at the moment for Sure Quantum a new deodorant for men. They're selling it as "future ready protection" and claim to have done "competitive dryness testing" (what now?) at the highest temperature ever recorded on Earth (58 degree apparently). The thing is, if the worst global warming predictions come true and the world's temperature does shoot up, I can't help thinking damp armpits are not going to be our major concern. Just me?

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"


er, yeah I loved that one too!!


That and Ki Ora:


Kia-Ora...

It's too orangey for crows...It's just for me and my dog

I'll be your dog - woof woof woof woof woof woof

I'll be your dog - Kia-Ora a doggy doggy doggy doggy

Kia-Ora... Arumba

We all adore a Kia-Ora"


*sighs*

happy days!

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