Chav Pride

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I am thinking of running a chav pride march.

How far do you think we would get before the police set the riot squad onto us?

[????]

not far in SE22 innit

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Might have to skip Lorship Lane methinks.

[KalamityKel]

About _____________ this far? ;-)

[????]

We can probably get away with it by the station

[????]

I'm gonna get my teeth 'Burberry' capped especially for this

[SimonM]

But do chavs understand what a "march" is?? I thought slouching and dancing (around handbags) was about the scope of their locomotive repertoire?? B)

SimonM (gone into hiding)

[Brendan]

Every Friday night in Croydon isn't it?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I think you'd get as far as East Street - at which point the marchers would hit the market for knock off bling and it would all get messy.

[Guest]

I'd say roughly from Davina Shoes to Iceland.

Do I win the prize for the cheapest shot?

[SteveT]

I think you should change your title.

You are far too intelligent and well informed etc. to use this malfitting 'Chav' designer label.

[badger]

plenty of chavs doing gay pride - why don't you swing by?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I used to do the sexual freedom march back in the day with persons of every kind of sexual identity proudly marching together.

I still want a chav pride march tho.

[Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy]

With all those bull terriers, it could get messy.

[Moos]

ChavWivaLawDegree Wrote:

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> I used to do the sexual freedom march back in the

> day with persons of every kind of sexual identity

> proudly marching together.

>

> I still want a chav pride march tho.

Chav, by that argument we should just have a 'Tribe Pride' march, with everyone of every class marching proudly together, wearing their tribal colours of Burberry jackets (vintage post-1998) or Burberry jackets (vintage pre-1998) or whatever. But to be honest, it doesn't sound as much fun..

[SeanMacGabhann]

oooh I dunno - potential for even more fun!

That said - tribes don't interest me at all. I may be easily classifiable at the moment but I'm sure if enough people do so loudly enough, I would shape-shift and materialise as something else (with the same values. of course. they are not for negotiation)

[firth]

CHAVS lets get this right. A chav is a chelsea supporter, correct.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'm an Everton supporter actually.

[Keef]

Yeah but you're not chav ;-)

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Ahh Keef, you are so kind.

[SimonM]

He's a Liverpool supporter though...he thinks Everton supporters are lower-than-Chav...

:))

[firth]

Lower - than - Chav.

Who is that then ?

[cazkid]

Pikeys

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

That's not even funny, it's just offensive.

[LuvPeckham]

Last year I flew with Thompson Airways and I have to say that I would christen that Airline

"Chav Airways" as it was basically full of them... so my suggestion for your parade is to just hang around at the arrival gates of Gatwick, wait for Thompson to arrive from Mah-Ga-Loft or similar and parade with them all as they come out...

Fake tans a necessary addition as it will blend in nicely with their 'redness' or peeling skins

also don't forget to carry a DOM-KEI(That is how they pronounce it, talk really slowly and loudly so that you can be understood anywhere in the world and have a dozen screaming kids under each arm...

Why go out of your way to fund a parade when there are at least 40 a day already taking place at this time of year....