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ianr Wrote:

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> Annette Curtain Wrote:

>

> > I'm drinking instant coffee even though the jar

> stood next to the proper coffee jug thing,

>

> I thought we weren't allowed to mention coffee?


This is my thread, mention it ALL you like


COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE


See, nobody died! though a butterfly may have beat it's wings in Patagonia.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> I'm not musical, but would respectfully suggest,

> Jah, that you are missing a 'der'. Not your day

> is it?



I'd say the third note is more of a "ghost note"... so maybe "der der mm der dum"

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> > I thought we weren't allowed to mention coffee?

>

> This is my thread, mention it ALL you like

>

> COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

>

> See, nobody died! though a butterfly may have beat it's wings in Patagonia.


Thank you. Thank you. I'm swinging from Le Chandelier in celebration.

I have noticed a pattern to many of the threads on this forum especially about topics such as cycling.......


Threadstarter: (cyclists/people with buggies/motorists) are (great/crap/annoying/awesome/inconsiderate)


Someone else: http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/smh.gif


Threadstarter: http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/angry.gif


Several pages later.....


Everyone: http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/slapfight.gif


Several pages later......


Everyone: http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/slapfight.gif


Troll: http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/bustback.gif


Admin: http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/stop.gif


Thread gets closed.


(Fade to black)


Fin

numbers Wrote:

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> Logged onto EDF. Found a thread titled,

> 'incidental musing on nothing much'.

>

> Experienced deja-vu.

>

> Remembers thread titled, 'inane news' (or

> similar)

>

> Longs for the 'old days'.

>

> Tempted to 'bark' but manages to desist.



Oh no, THIS thread isn't anything like THAT thread


No, this one's about musing 'on nothing much' UTTERLY different



Still undecided about wine or taking shoes off


Blackwall tunnel for about 90 minutes tonight

Fixed puncture for teen boy, only got bike on Saturday



Noticed my lock-ups are located under a conker tree


David who drives for us has taken to wearing a bike helmet whilst loading the van


"I ain't gettin knocked out by one of those" he says, pointing up at the tree

ianr Wrote:

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> > Fixed puncture for teen boy, only got bike on

> Saturday

>

> I hope you showed him how to do it himself.


Teen boy nearly sound asleep


Until I whispered "Bike's fixed big boy" through his door


His sleepy words back "Thanks, love you" worth trillions

This has to be the best post on this entire forum. It also made me snort with laughter at my desk.


Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> I have noticed a pattern to many of the threads on

> this forum especially about topics such as

> cycling.......

>

> Threadstarter: (cyclists/people with

> buggies/motorists) are

> (great/crap/annoying/awesome/inconsiderate)

>

> Someone else:

> http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smil

> ies/smh.gif

>

> Threadstarter:

> http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smil

> ies/angry.gif

>

> Several pages later.....

>

> Everyone:

> http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smil

> ies/slapfight.gif

>

> Several pages later......

>

> Everyone:

> http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smil

> ies/slapfight.gif

>

> Troll:

> http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smil

> ies/bustback.gif

>

> Admin:

> http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smil

> ies/stop.gif

>

> Thread gets closed.

>

> (Fade to black)

>

> Fin

  • 7 months later...

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Salsaboy Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Too much beer HonaB?

>

> Is there such a quantity?


Gotta love the Hooch. And Salsaboy is alright too.



PS ooooh new carpets at Mirash. That should be on the front page of the forum, KK.

New Carpet eh? Well there are a number of shops having a spruce-up or going through changes.


Kaival's newsagent is shut for "major construction" until end of June,

Haus of Woof still being knocked into a cafe/nightclub,

Plough Sainsbrees having major refit,

major facelift and interior work at old Moulin,

Gastronimia gutted and awaiting new estate agent tenants,

Speedo Pizza gone.

planning notice through the post re cinema development (so that looks a long process),

Irish shop closed and empty.

Ditto Draft House (yes I know about FM but right now it's empty)


On the good news front - Bruno's will soon (end of May -ish) have a Provencal Rose on draught (the barrel is currently being constructed) - and it will be chilled too. Just in time for the summer :)

  • 9 months later...

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