bat in bra!

[indiepanda]

I saw this on BBCi and had to share, made me laugh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

how could anyone wear their bra for 5 hours without noticing there was something alive in there??

[Guest]

Apparently she felt a movement from time to time but thought it was her phone. To be fair, a sleeping baby bat isn't the first thing that would spring to mind.

[indiepanda]

No, I agree. But I would have thought I would notice something furry against my skin. Not that likely I'll get a chance to prove it of course!

[Guest]

I read it was in the padding. Must have been something like a wonderbra; suppose the pockets would be about the right size, and think how lovely and warm the bat would have found it. Still, you'd think you'd notice during loading; if you're a 34FF like the article said (I believe that works out at 30 inches around the rib cage and 41 around the boobs) then a certain amount of personal adjustment would be required.

Could have been nasty. Apparently bat bites occasionally pass on rabies.

[indiepanda]

What I want to know is why someone who is 34FF felt they needed a padded bra??

Are they scared by the sight of their feet perhaps??

[buggie]

can't believe she didn't look as the bra went on... have to say (being of generous chest myself!) sometimes a bit of padding can help with general uplift and shape - not just to make them look bigger!

[KalamityKel]

It's all in the scaffolding... ;-)

[Moos]

And here's the hilarious 'reconstruction' photo from Monday's Metro. She's certainly game for a laugh.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I believe it was a Titistrelle Bat.

[lozzyloz]

Well it all makes sense now.

When I saw the title I pictured Brendan and co organising some sort of charity Cricket match in fancy dress!

Waz the bat'in order?

[Strawbs]

Even with padding I reckon I would have felt a bat in my bra!! And youre right buggie bigger breasted women do and can wear bras with padding for general shape, uplifting and also so then when then you dont inadvertently tell everyone around you when there is a chill in the air... ;-)

I thought it was a joke at first to be honest, I cant believe she had it in there for 5 hours.. Even in a FF there isnt that much room for a bat I would have thought cause the boob takes up all the room, I certainly wouldnt have room for a bat to hitch a ride.. :))

[Brendan]

The whole thing was just an excuse for the Metro to show a picture of a girl with big charlies on pg 2.

[SteveT]

Wish I was a baby bat;-)

[PeckhamRose]

Least it wasn't a BEE. Third nipple effect.

[Keef]

I like the way she said I'd had a couple of drinks the night before and I got dressed in a hurry... Hmmm >:D

[SteveT]

She was having illicit sex after a skinful in a bat infested cave, lucky old bat;-)

[Jah Lush]

As per-usual The Daily Mash is on the case.

Teenage Girl's Affair With Bat

[SteveT]

Far too many brats in bars;-)