Charlie Stayt on Breakfast TV

[Nero]

He's the presenter on Breakfast News and is on today. When not turning to the side, he has his left hand permanently on his left thigh. It's distracting but it looks quite normal and comfortable for him. (Can't say I've seen old Bill Turnbull doing the same.) Thoughts?

[HonaloochieB]

Presenters? Thighs?

In my day you had news readers and all you saw of them was head and shoulders, to this day Reginald Bosanquet's thighs remain a mystery to me, and not to speak ill of the dead, I'm grateful for the fact.

Anna Ford though...

(continued on the Old Fogies thread)

[buggie]

would prob look stranger if he had it on the other newsreader's leg...

[*Bob*]

What's this 'breakfast tv' and when can I see it?

[cdonline]

It's strange, I was watching him this morning and I thought he looked really uncomfortable.

And what's with a grown man calling themselves Charlie? What's wrong with Charles?

[HonaloochieB]

Or Chuck?

[HonaloochieB]

Or Chaz?

[HonaloochieB]

Or Charley-Boy?

That's the one.

"This morning presenting the news with some bint or other it's Charley-Boy 'Wotta' Stayt."

Cracked it.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

He's the personification nae veritable embodiment of all that is wrong about todays society.

Talk about the "bland" leading the "bland"...has NO Personality or Character or Guts or Opinion..anything even mildly controversial and not "pc" he laughs nervously and says "moving swiftly on"..No B*lls,Mamby-Pamby product of excessive State intervention with no redeeming features(apart from a Cute little Dimple on his cheek-Bless)...No-Good Son-Of-A-****((!)(td)...

btw:I'm not a fan...

[lordship_bod]

Wherever Chaz wants to lay his hands is fine by me (oooh eer missus) as long as it stops Bill Turnbull being on my screen. that guy is cheesey, rubbish and really annoying since he thinks he's sooo funny.... bring back Dermot whatshisface.... at least he looked and sounded like a proper news presenter...

[Mark]

Agree about Bill Turnbull, his cheeseyness makes the other presenters appear visibly awkward, he'd be better off presenting a West Country Sunday morning church programme where both the the viewers would care about what he says.

[bon3yard]

Fiona Bruce and her lovely thighs...bucket of cold water please!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Apparently he prefers to be called Chaz...well so his M8 Dave told me anyway...

[HonaloochieB]

Chaz Stayt?

In a Guy Ritchie film, plans a robbery (a bit of skullduggery) with a face called Tony.London Suburbs.

In the mid 90s? All we need is a lot of money, a script and talent.

Sowted.

[HonaloochieB]

Forgive my pronounciation, 'Sawted'.

[HonaloochieB]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Forgive my pronounciation, 'Sawted'.

Jesus, what's wrong with me this evening, Saw-Id.

Sorry.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Sorted Hon..I've done a bit of Duckin' 'n Divin',Bobbin' 'n Weavin' you know what I mean?..Safe.

"All we need is a lot of money, a script and talent. "...'fraid I can't help on the Filthy Lucre or Talent Departments.In fact,I haven't got a script either but I'm ready,willing and able.Indeed I will be "Able" to Sir Michael's "Cain(e))B)

[HonaloochieB]

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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Indeed I will be "Able" to Sir Michael's

> "Cain(e))B)

This is just the sort of repartee that'll be quoted from the film. The film I'm giving the working title 'Bloody Nora'

The leader of the gang is female. Her name is Nora. She commits robberies when she's having her 'period'.

Seems feasible.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Indeed Hon!...Best to keep the film topical so she and her posse should be extremely violent and randomly murder their victims for a bit of Banter and send them to Bloody Hell:))

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Any progress?..I'm getting a crew together at my end.They are multi-purpose and Multi-taskers so can be useful for the filming or slightly more nefarious activities,if you get my driftB)

[HonaloochieB]

If they brought the 'toys' with them, maybe they can 'rustle up' the finance.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I'm afraid they are more hustlers than rustlers Hon(6)

btw:Chaz was at it again a few moments ago!..Sports Correspondent on BBC said that an England cricketer had a bad back due to sleeping in too many different beds on Tour and then there was a,um,pregnant pause which accompanied his cheeky grin.Charlie stepped in,only to say,.."anyway moving swiftly on..."....for "pearls of wisdom" or "bon mots"look elsewhere s'il vous plait.