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Do you ever get told you look like someone famous or otherwise, both myself and mr chuff have had some bizarre comparisons.


Him - brad Pitt, ricky jervais, Simon pegg, Russell crowe and Jimmy sommerville!


Me - angelica houston, courtney cox and nigella lawson.


I wish he looked like brad and I bet he wishes I looked like any of the above.


Who do you all look like?


Chuff

(Who is bored again and starting silly threads is keeping me sane)

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Ruffers said

Can we therefore conclude that Mr Chuff is a short ugly dark haired ginger tall handsome man?



that is my point exactly Ruffers.


He actually looks closest to simon pegg without the massive head.


I have a great mini soap going on in my head now picturing you lot, must get on with some work, the launderette is getting chocka.

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You know Bruce Willis, right? Well imagine he had a twin brother, yeah? Called Lance, OK?

Well suppose Lance cheeked Bruce up in front of his number one bird and Bruce killed him, right?

Then barbecued him and eat him so the feds didn't have no evidence, yeah?

Well that's me, that is. Two Bruce Willises in one.

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benjaminty Wrote:

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> Jack Dee and I were separated at birth....

> apparently

>

> Or perhaps one of the "cousins" from

> Eastenders...(this means absolutely nothing to me)


In the context of Eastenders 'cousins' is a reference to Barbara Windsor's breasts.

I'd feel slighted if I were you.

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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> benjaminty Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Jack Dee and I were separated at birth....

> > apparently

> >

> > Or perhaps one of the "cousins" from

> > Eastenders...(this means absolutely nothing to

> me)

>

> In the context of Eastenders 'cousins' is a

> reference to Barbara Windsor's breasts.

> I'd feel slighted if I were you.



I've heard it so often ... "That Benjaminty's a right t1t!" ... but I've been called a lot worse

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