Things that have made me laugh 2

[Dopamine1979]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> http://popbitch.com/home/2013/10/31/groupie-dynami

> c/

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> I'm surprised she wasn't more popular with her

> constituents....

Who is that article about?

[david_carnell]

A young lady who wrote chick-lit and went on to become a Tory MP before deciding it wasn't for her and fleeing across the Atlantic "to spend time with her family".

[Sue]

Sainsbury's online shopping description of a loo air freshener:

Glade? Sense & Spray? relaxing zen

1. Motion Sensor

Automatically releases a burst of fragrance every 20 minutes only when motion is detected.

:))

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I spotted the mobile pooperscooper driving down L.Lane this afternoon.

He had a piece of cardboard covering his perspex side window with a rope attached to facilitate lifting up. The message read: hugs given.

[Sue]

Loz Wrote:

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> Himalayan road signs...

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> http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2013/oct/

> 17/himalayan-road-signs-india-drink-drivers-in-pic

> tures

xxxxxxx

They remind me of a sign I saw in Burma:

"Be Kind To Animals By Not Eating Them".

I have a photo of it somewhere, can't be arsed to find it though :))

[El Pibe]

One for snorks...

 

[Sue]

Staying on the cat theme, albeit not Schrodinger's:

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2013/05/08/when-two-amazing-worlds-collide-welcome-to-the-world-of-cat-sushi/

and

http://www.wimp.com/cattheremin/

:))

[balanceforlife]

And this also carries on the cat theme and made me giggle.

http://chirkup.me/a/10-hilarious-comparisons-of-men-and-cats-in-the-similar-poses.html?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=InterestingThings&utm_campaign=IT227#.UoXfVhovX8E

:)

[Sue]

balanceforlife Wrote:

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> And this also carries on the cat theme and made me

> giggle.

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> http://chirkup.me/a/10-hilarious-comparisons-of-me

> n-and-cats-in-the-similar-poses.html?utm_source=Fa

> cebook&utm_medium=InterestingThings&utm_campaign=I

> T227#.UoXfVhovX8E

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> :)

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Take Some Rest?? (number 7). No cat has legs that long, surely it's photoshopped!!!

[balanceforlife]

I would have agreed with you Sue until last year when I adopted a rescue cat and she has the longest legs in the world. She is pretty much like the cat in that photo!! Amazingly long legs.

[Loz]

This shouldn't really make me laugh, but it did...

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/16/al-qaida-jihadists-syria-mistakenly-behead-ally

[El Pibe]

These are lovely.

Yanks try to work out europe http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/americans-try-to-place-european-countries-on-a-map

And brits try to work out the states http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat

I think the septics edge it, some lovely answers in there as it goes

 

[Loz]

Pretty slow news day down at the old Gruniad today.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk

(Warning - may contain clowns.)

[Dopamine1979]

Loz Wrote:

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> Pretty slow news day down at the old Gruniad

> today.

>

> http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/nor

> folk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk

>

> (Warning - may contain clowns.)

"The most effective way to behave if you are to see someone dressed up is to give no reaction ? because that's what they are after."

http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/laff.gif

[Sue]

I know the incident itself isn't funny, but this headline (from the Huffington Post) made me laugh:

"Iceland's Police Kill Man For The First Time, Ever"

Are they expecting to kill him for the second time at some point?

[El Pibe]

FUnnily enough I was talkiung about crash blossoms this morning

THis was good, "Woman Tied to Gun Used to Kill Colorado Prisons Chief"

[nashoi]

Higella - the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvYmGzIzMs0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[El Pibe]

favourite crash blossom of the day

"Work to cut reoffending under fire"

I'm always picking pockets in the middle of a gunfight.

[steveo]

Speaking of fire, you shouldn't laugh really but the incendiary bomber who went off early in 'Golf Madness' leaving him running down Belfast High Street in a blazing anorak...

It raised a guilty smile

[El Pibe]

It was difficult to feel much sympathy :D

Hats off to the shop owner who said he was concerned about him whatever his motives were.

[Sue]

I got some cash out of that cash machine outside Barry's in Barry Road .

At the bottom of the advice slip, it says "Season's Greetings from everyone at Bank Machine" :))

[Sue]

There is a notice pinned to a front door in Goodrich Road. At a strange angle, despite being pinned top and bottom.

After the usual "No circulars, no takeaway leaflets, no breathing within a mile of my front door", it says "No doorstop sellers."

Doorstop sellers? Anybody spotted people with very strong arms knocking on doors round here, laden with doorstops? :))

Oh, and I found this in my inbox this morning:

"Dear Sue ,

Congratulations!

You are our possible winner of 1,000 cans of your favourite soda!

confirm here"

Unmissable opportunity, eh? I particularly like the "possible".

[Dopamine1979]

Lucky sod.

Make sure you give them your full name and home address so they know where to send the 1,000 cans.

:)

[Sue]

Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> Lucky sod.

>

> Make sure you give them your full name and home

> address so they know where to send the 1,000 cans.

>

>

> :)

xxxxxx

Yeh, and I threw in my bank details and passwords too, just in case they needed them :))

ETA: And I've cleared out all my cupboards, so I have somewhere to store the cans :))

[KidKruger]

Sue I think it contravenes the contract you have with your bank if you share the passwords for your accounts' access.