Things that have made me laugh 2

[El Pibe]

just for ernesto

 

[El Pibe]

[Loz]

Just when you thought Gwynnie P couldn't get any stranger...

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/26154942/paltrow-coos-about-the-vagina-steam/

[BrandNewGuy]

Jesus! "... cleanses your uterus..." My knowledge of female anatomy might be sketchy, but really?? No doubt she also uses organic cotton earbuds that detox her brain synapses.

[Salsaboy]

Too much money. Too much time on her hands.

Loz Wrote:

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> Just when you thought Gwynnie P couldn't get any

> stranger...

>

> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/

> 26154942/paltrow-coos-about-the-vagina-steam/

[ed_pete]

Barry Davies - genius

[Alan Medic]

I enjoyed that.

[Loz]

Boris Johnson - legend and diplomatic genius.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/01/30/boris-johnson-porn-islamic-state_n_6576974.html

[Salsaboy]

Boris for PM.

[Alan Medic]

http://www.joe.ie/entertainment/video-gay-byrne-asks-staunch-atheist-stephen-fry-about-god-the-reactions-from-both-are-incredible/483016

Not exactly laugh but Stephen Fry speaking about God is at least amusing.

[MrBen]

Seems you wont find any racism at Dulwich Hamlet FC, or homophobia. It's old fashioned, family-friendly and socially progressive crowd are unlikely to dish out any abuse.

Unless you happen to be a referee who's just made a couple of questionable decisions. And you also happen to have a very neatly styled beard.

The repeated chant of "The referee's a hipster!" was one of Saturday's highlights for me.

[Loz]

Just received an email with the exciting news that "Iron Maiden to Headline IT Conference".

[Robert Poste's Child]

Looks like someone's mixed up two press releases, that one.

[Loz]

Middle class terror!

https://therealmcq.wordpress.com/2015/01/31/aeiou-parties-review-awful-experience/

[Sue]

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,1475811

"Can even be cleaned in a dishwasher" :)) :)) :))

[Loz]

"Brand New in box"? Contradiction in terms, shurely?

[Salsaboy]

I'm sure somebody will get a buzz out of it.

[Sue]

Loz and Salsaboy, :)) :)) :))

[Sue]

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[Salsaboy]

Seems legit.

[Sue]

Yes, that's what I thought :))

[Dopamine1979]

The rarest bird of prey is the Chesney Hawk. There is believed to be only one.

[Dopamine1979]

Female body builder goes to see her GP.

"Doctor, I've been taking steroids. And I think I've grown a penis!"

"Anabolic?"

"No, just a penis."

[El Pibe]

This made me laugh, Polly D, look away now!!

 

[keekybreeks]

lovely man writes song with date rapey theme and makes millions, only to have his riches stripped by a long dead mowtown star cos of copyright

now thats proper lolz