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TillieTrotter Wrote:

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> I'm sort of with you there PGC. I find him

> fascinating. He would be on top of my list of

> dinner guests....not sure I'd give him any pudding

> though:-$


I'm assuming you're not referring to the bread and butter variety?

Although with the way it's going on here at the moment, you might well be.

Round here, the most innocent remark? It couldn't be more loaded.

Why it's as loaded with innuendo as the staff of an Italian suppository factory, going on a charabanc outing with the cast of Carry On At Your Convenience.

Buulimey O'Reilly.

TillieTrotter Wrote:

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> That was indeed loaded with innuendo.....must not

> post after red wine consumption.


Oh, but I insist you promise never to post without a skinful of the good stuff.

For my part I'll do my best to ensure a supply of large bottles of Peronni are kept chilled in Honaloochie Towers.

It all helps to stoke our muse. Wouldn't mind someone stoking my muse. Snigger.

I've just image-googled Harvey Smith and come up with a huge variety of people, a youngish scruffy bloke, and oldish beardy bloke and a bloke on a horse whom I'm guessing is whom you mean...??? Or not?


Drunken posting is definitely to be encouraged. Unlike drunken conversation it's still there the next day to assist your memory of the silly things you've done and said.

Why is it only men who fancy cartoon/computer generated figures?


You boys are weird!



I've never met a woman so far who had a crush on He-Man, for example.


Or am I wrong? Any women out here fancying cartoon figures?


Edit: DOH! just found the other thread...

VeryBerryCherry Wrote:

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> Yes but think of how many different shoes you'd

> get to buy before you came close to men's gadget

> and car fixation. B)



VBC - I think I may be there. And handbags too. I has a room of 'em in my house.

Aah - you'll never know.




[nice collar - damn bell is a bit loud at 4 am]



Well yah boo sucks to you then. (pouts)


I love the way this thread has turned into a skirmish in the war of the sexes. Love it! Wait till you can see the whites of their eyes, ladies.


[Gosh, sorry about that. Bell coming off as soon as I can get him in a room with some secateurs]

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