Loopy Lust Figures...

[mockney piers]

I was thinking of Su Ingle of Wildtrack fame but accidentally typed Sue Perkins when name spell checking.

Seems she's an East Dulite, plus there was something about her on maestro, anyone who can connect that well with the music is by definition sexy, much better than Jane Asher's weird marshall flailing and Katie Derham's simpering wiggles.

So though I was going to nominate Ingle I'll happily settle for Perkins.

[*Bob*]

Well, Piers.. I suppose at least Sue is at least one step-up from wanting to stick your knob in a teapot.

[mockney piers]

"from wanting to stick your knob in a teapot."

Is that the definition of teabagging, I had wondered.

[Keef]

Is that the definition of teabagging, I had wondered.

You'd be surprised about some of these definitions. My friend who plays trombone got a very nasty surprise when he was looking to network with musicians, and typed tromboning in to facebook!

[DaveR]

"So though I was going to nominate Ingle I'll happily settle for Perkins"

I think you're out of luck there, MP:

"She has been a reluctantly open lesbian since 2002, when ex-girlfriend Rhona Cameron outed her during the latter's stint on ITV's I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

[*Bob*]

And that teapot is spoken for as well, I'm afraid.

You'll have to make do with TheWife.

[david_carnell]

Keef Wrote:

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> Is that the definition of teabagging, I had

> wondered.

>

> You'd be surprised about some of these

> definitions. My friend who plays trombone got a

> very nasty surprise when he was looking to network

> with musicians, and typed tromboning in to

> facebook!

Keef, I choked on my sandwich. Quite brilliant, if a little disturbing. Some people, eh? Eh? EH?!

[mockney piers]

I was under the impression this was for discussing those whom people might not expect were the obvious objects of attraction, rather than a public declaration of intended sexual conquest; well except in the case of teabagging the teapot obviously.

[dulwichmum]

I love Ray Winstone, dressed up as Henry V11, he is just mouth watering!

[citizenED]

Enters quietly:

writes list and leaves face down on coffee table:

Leaves, silently.

Lulu

Gayle from Corrie

Vanessa Feltz

[indiepanda]

Richard Hammond from Top Gear. I know he very short, but all that enthusiasm, he's so cute. And as I will never met him it is ok to fancy him despite him being happily married.

[HonaloochieB]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Well, Piers.. I suppose at least Sue is at least

> one step-up from wanting to stick your knob in a

> teapot.

A teapot? Stick your knob in?

If this is a reference to PG Wodehouse, I consider it in poor taste.

[HonaloochieB]

Roman Catholic primary school.

The statues of the Virgin Mary.

Tell me I'm not the first to have committed a mortal sin involving them.

Please.

I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

[HonaloochieB]

citizenED Wrote:

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> Enters quietly:

>

> writes list and leaves face down on coffee table:

>

> Leaves, silently.

>

> Lulu

>

> Gayle from Corrie

>

> Vanessa Feltz

>

>

CitzenEd, to quote Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad.

[HonaloochieB]

citizenED Wrote:

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> Enters quietly:

>

> writes list and leaves face down on coffee table:

>

> Leaves, silently.

>

> Lulu

>

> Gayle from Corrie

>

> Vanessa Feltz

>

>

CitizenEd, to quote me. Vanessa Feltz? What the f@cking f@ck is f@cking wrong with you?

[mockney piers]

Chloe Ashcroft from Playschool was something of an early crush too

And what ever happened to Brian Cant?

A friend of mine regularly ends up in the minicab of Geoffrey from Rainbow down South West London way.

[LuvPeckham]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Roman Catholic primary school.

> The statues of the Virgin Mary.

> Tell me I'm not the first to have committed a

> mortal sin involving them.

> Please.

>

> I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

There are those of us in East Dulwich (without Kids or Nannies or such like) that would actually say you are already in hell.... :X

[????]

I always had a bit of a worrying 'thing' for Tessa Sanderson (but not Fatima Whitbread I hasten to add)

[Annasfield]

Steve Irwin :-$ (before he died)

Can you imagine the enthusiam? "Crikey Sheila, look at the size of this one!!" >:D<

[citizenED]

That's worrying, Anna. Was it the shorts?

[Annasfield]

Me and my housemate sometimes play this game when we're watching telly. The question often asked is "would you?" He was one that we both agreed as a yes for reasons that I won't go in to on here.

Simon Cowell is another one - imagine his critique aftewards.

Annnnyway, moving swiflty on..............

[Annasfield]

citizenED Wrote:

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> That's worrying, Anna. Was it the shorts?

Something has just occurred to me. Are you questioning my like of the croc hunter, when you have listed Feltz?

Hmmmm.....

[EDOldie]

Tillie, who is my new best friend (well, on the forum anyway) reminded me, with her comment about Chris Evans, of Sally James in Tiswas. Dont know what I saw in her?

http://www.punch-and-judy.com/Images/Sally%2B1982.jpg

[bon3yard]

Irwin was the living incarnation of Crocodile Dundee, coupled with all that boyish enthusiasm and the wrestling and writhing with slippery beasts...its not all that suprising. :)

[Annasfield]

What is wrong with me? I misread the word beasts. This is what happens when you start boozing too early in the morning (on my way to Liverpool).

Still, I'm a little ashamed of my Irwin crush.