The Off-Off Topic Thread

[HonaloochieB]

Saviour. Saviour. Saviour.

Keep saying it over and over and it becomes less like a reference to Our Lord, and more like one to Walker's Crisps.

Holy inappropriate?

[EDOldie]

They've all gone out for a curry. Lets get blitzed.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

The Blitz,sadly,destroyed half of North London in the last World War...causing ?50 worth of damage...::o

[HonaloochieB]

Steve Strange, without whom the eighties would just have been the seventies with shoe polish and hair gel.

[EDOldie]

But good nights at the Music Machine (Camden Palace) with Steve Strange DJing, now Koko, it looks so much smaller.

[HonaloochieB]

I know, so does mine.

[EDOldie]

You pit pony's, all the same

[Shu.Kurimu.Sensei]

So Australia is suffering from de-population in many areas, and has launched an ad-campaign aimed at convincing British women that the place really is just as great as in their soaps.

All well and good until they see one of these in their garden eh?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/earth/2008/10/22/easpider122.xml

Say what you want about this green and pleasant land, but at least we don't have those bastads to deal with!

Update - Taxi driver wisdom, I challenge all to find a better link this week (a quick tip, you will probably fail)

http://e-merl.com/2008-10-21-no-tip

[HonaloochieB]

Failure. It's underated. If you can shrug your shoulders and settle it's cape comfortably about you, then self-acceptance and peace will be yours.

I've just looked at the fingers that typed the above, and wondered about the profundity contained therein.

Considering everything, it's as profound a piece of philosophy as you're going to get in the 21st century.

On here, tonight at, let me see 25 past 11. I mean what do you want, Bertrand fucking Russell?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

As you journey through today remember The Primrose Path is pathed with good intentions........with all that implies.

[HonaloochieB]

I knew a girl called Rose once, she was prim.

[djfitz]

Proper order!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

My Primary School Teacher in The 1960's was Miss Primrose.

I still recall her with a painfully shy smile.

[HonaloochieB]

I don't trust shy people. What are they trying to hide? Eh? EH?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

For "shy" read "slim shady"....

[HonaloochieB]

Run Billy Run was a song by a group called Shades.

'Diddy' David Hamilton used to play it when he was on Radio One.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

David Hamilton used to be one of Ken Dodd's "Diddymen".....and on that sad note I have to inform you that Ken Dodd died today....

Diddy?

No! Doddy!:))

btw:Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog Died Today...

[HonaloochieB]

Made me look,

Made me stare,

Made the barber cut me 'air,

Cut it long, cut it short,

With a knife and with a fork.

[mightyroar]

I eat my peas with honey

I've done it all my life

It makes my peas taste funny

But it keeps them on my knife!

[jumpinjackflash]

3,6,9 the goose drank wine

the line broke, the monkey got choke

and they all went to heaven in a little row boat

clap clap

[TillieTrotter]

clap clap

clap your hands put it to your partner's hand

right hand

[Asset]

It's raining

[TillieTrotter]

It's pouring

The old man is snoring

[Asset]

My grandpa is 90

[Ant]

I want to go back to bed.