So How Are You Today?

[HonaloochieB]

I awoke feeling crapulent and lacking hope.

But since reading Times Literary Supplement's post above, suddenly everything's goosey.

I'm whistling a tune (all right it's 'Paranoid' by the Sabs, but I'm giving it a lilt) and all is at least, temporarily well with me.

Thanks TLS.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

Thanks TLS.

Mon Plaisir Messieur:-$....if I can help somebody along their way then my life will not have been in vain....

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Well,sadly,my day endeth.... the good news is...that it all starts again in a few hours...:-$

Enjoy the ride as you never know when it will end,sometimes abruptly and prematurely.

Peace.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Dear Pollyanna

Have a nice, long lie-in.

[Strawbs]

Ill... I cant believe but I think I am getting my man/lady flu back, woke up in the night with the shivers and am feeling under the weather this morning.. gggrrrrrrr... Ive had the flu jab so lets hope it holds off..

[HonaloochieB]

I feel serene today, as if I have an inner glow. I reckon if I wanted to I could lay hands on people and heal them of their ailments.

I wonder what the BMA would say though.

I don't even wish I was drunk.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Been at the Ready Brek?

[Strawbs]

HonaloochieB - can youk cure lady flu? I think you will have peeps coming from miles around........

[HonaloochieB]

Srawbs I'll do my level best as far as an enthusiastic laying on of hands goes.

I mean it can't do any harm, can it?

Not provided you sign the waiver.

[Strawbs]

No harm indeed!! Cant guarantee though that with all the laying of hands that the germs wont latch on to you so I think we both need to sign the waiver.. ;-)

[Keef]

Must have slept funny, as something in my neck doesn't like it when I turn my head!

[HonaloochieB]

Man walks into his GP's surgery.

Raises his arm above his head, and says 'Doc it hurts when I do this'

The doctor looks at him and says 'Don't do it then'

Come on Keef, if we can't trust Tommy Cooper when it comes to medical matters, who can we trust?

[Jah Lush]

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.

[HonaloochieB]

JL, try some milk of amnesia.

[HonaloochieB]

JL, I would offer to try a quick laying on of hands, but I fear my inner glow has diminished.

I reckon it's the pilot light.

[HonaloochieB]

JL. Try some milk of amnesia.

[Jah Lush]

I've taken your splendid advice Hona and now find I'm reminiscing with people I don't know.

[HonaloochieB]

And of course your newingtons are in tip-top condition

[Jah Lush]

Nothing wrong with them old chap.

[HonaloochieB]

I think I've picked up the bug that JL had yesterday.

My past and future have contracted some kind of viral infection.

I've been reminiscing about things that haven't happened yet all morning.

I reckon there's something going to be going round.

[Jah Lush]

It's a strange one isn't it HonaloochieB. Today I feel I'm looking forward to the past whilst my future is catching up with me.

[HonaloochieB]

Still JL it's better than being mired in the present. Bright side and all that.

[Jah Lush]

Indeed! Credit crunch and all that. The past is nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there. As for the future I think I'll be needing an enormous balloon glass of cognac and a big fat spliff to contemplate that.

[EDOldie]

The subtle, recurring confusion between illusion and reality that was characteristic of paramnesia fascinated the chaplain, and he knew a number of things about it. He knew, for example, that it was called paramnesia, and he was interested as well in such corollary optical phenomena as jamais vu, never seen, and presque vu, almost seen.

- Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Dear HB & JL,

I think you may both be suffering some sort of psychological disorder. Unbelievable as that may seem.

[Jah Lush]

Careful now EDOldie because it seems to be catching. Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol and drugs.