Merry Christmas - here's your card, everyone

[SeanMacGabhann]

Now, I'm not saying I AM Jesus... that's for you to think about in the comfort of your own homes... but if I was Jesus, this is the sort of forum I would come to isn't it? A small humble forum... not some loud, vulgar, national place like the BBC or Times ..

[bignumber5]

Joy to the world. +PIC

i've still got those sandles somewhere...

[HonaloochieB]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> Now, I'm not saying I AM Jesus... that's for you

> to think about in the comfort of your own homes...

> but if I was Jesus, this is the sort of forum I

> would come to isn't it? A small humble forum...

> not some loud, vulgar, national place like the BBC

> or Times ..

And is there not photographic evidence of you being inside the Magdala..?

The Daily Express have run a front page on flimsier evidence.

[Moos]

Sublime, *Bob*!

hee hee hee

think I'm going to be laughing for hours ...

[buggie]

That's fab - any chance of getting them printed off - could be a money spinner for the EDF!!!

[Moos]

Having just looked again and laughed as much as I did last night, what I think is best is the way Joseph's expression is clearly saying something along the lines of 'Hey, not bad, not bad. Stepfather to the son of God? I'm sorted!'

[Michael Palaeologus]

Its no fun being a married Virgin you know!

Its all nappie changing and no trouser action.

[Moos]

Mary had other children, MP, who were, shall we say, less than immaculately conceived.

Get in there.

However, I have heard a rumour that 'Joseph' has another wife...

[Michael Palaeologus]

WHAT?! The two timing swine!

Where is that Moses when a girl needs him?

[bignumber5]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Its no fun being a married Virgin you know!

>

> Its all nappie changing and no trouser action.

Well if you weren't galavanting with the almighty and spent a bit more time at home then it might be a different story. What's for tea?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Your dinner's in the Ass! Bloody Carpenters. Step Father to the Messiah and he thinks he owns the World.

Down the Tavern with his chiseling friends. The number of times I have had to pick splinters out of his router.

[Moos]

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> Come on "in crowd" who are they?...Sean is Mary I

> think?

????, I think the Holy Family must have outed itself to your satisfaction by now?

[bignumber5]

Nowt wrong with being a carpenter, sorry you prefer one of these father-to-the-saviour-of-man types but I'm bringing up HIS KID with honest graft - where's he, then, eh? Says he can be everywhere and see everything but quick enough to turn a blind-eye when there's real parenting to be done...

Bloody Jerusalem Blow-Ins - not like when I grew up round here.

[Keef]

Where is that Moses when a girl needs him?

Just be careful, he has a thing for burning bush, and that could leave a mark!

[annaj]

Can't believe I'm the only person to look at that and think this....

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[SeanMacGabhann]

naughty? moi? the very idea....

[Keef]

Hee hee,

We were led by a star.

Led by a bottle, you mean.

Er, well, um, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, er, but don't worry too much about the myrrh next time. All right?

[Michael Palaeologus]

He promised me all the gold that I could eat ..

[Jah Lush]

Terry's All Gold.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Oh Go On Then, just cos its you Lushy!

*Its not Terry's its mine*

[karter]

Just noticed this, it is brilliant, i also think they should be printed off and sold as christmas cards locally, in one of the many card shops.