Are there any nice single Women in East D?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I wish to defend the honour of those gorgeous, young and fine Maidens Tillie Trotter and PeckhamGateCrasher!

Have at you EastDulwich<3. Pistols at Dawn, tomorrow, Goose Green. You can bring the Bacon Rolls.

I nominate AnnaJ, BN5, Georgia and Buggie as my firsts, seconds, thirds and fourths. Them being Medical types.

[EastDulwich<3]

What music do you wish to be played at your funeral good sir ?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Swoon. My hero Sir Palaeologus. Shall you wear my favour on your sleeve?

[TillieTrotter]

Oi, gatecrasher, I've given you the youngun. Honestly some folk are just too greedy.

[EastDulwich<3]

Some people never satisfied...........

[Michael Palaeologus]

Not in my experience ;-)

[indiepanda]

EastDulwich Perhaps I should be more specific Within the 20s

> to 30s bracket :)

*waves* over here...

[dulwichmum]

Well I am not single, but I am simply gorgous - like a classy version of Liz Hurley and without the air brushing.

You should just see me in my J Brand white jeans on Lordship Lane each Saturday morning in my Laboutins. I climb out of the Audi Q7 for a nice cup of Monmouth Coffee outside Le Chandelier to supervise as the bearded au pair queues outside William Rose...

[EastDulwich<3]

liz hurley you say............mmmmm I'm curious now.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Honestly, ED3. I offer you Gilda on a plate and you want a woman who has to hold her dress together with nappy pins.

[dulwichmum]

I am absolutely gorgous you know. I have glossy hair, glossy nails and er... glossy everything. Even my car is glossy. Two words that describe me: Glossy and pert.

Simply breath taking!

[EastDulwich<3]

Breath taking is that so I'll be needing some form of proof before I can possibly make a decision.

[dulwichmum]

Oh EastDulwich<3 dear heart, I am anonymous so I can't possibly let you see a photo. Just trust me, I'm a stunner.

[EastDulwich<3]

But That's what bad men say on the internet :( 'cowers'

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I think you'll find that righteousness will out. Meet Sir P at dawn tomorrow and my honour and exquisiteness will be proved.

[Oi, Sir P, set yer bleedin' alarm clock]

[buggie]

....cripes only just seen this - should I rush back down to GG with my first aid kit??

[Keef]

PGC, this feather of yours, is it white perchance?

[Michael Palaeologus]

A bit parky out there this morning. Blighter didnt turn up.

I think you have your answer Ladies .....

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

My hero.

[No Keef, I gave up on white feathers after the last blighter ended up with a teatowel on his head.]

[LuvPeckham]

Well I say, I was out on Goose Green at dawn this morning for my early morning can of Special Brew and looking forward to a bit of blood sports and what happened....

Absolutly nothing

No sign of MP

No sign of the mysterious ED<3

In fact no one turned up apart from some glossy perky woman with a white poodle who was more interested in the fox dung then anything else (the poodle not the woman)

Quite disgusted that the ED Dueling club is a bit 'fair weathered' these days and so sauntered off to Peckham Rye Green at 9 for my mid morning bottle of Thunderbirds with Mr Whistler and the rest of the boys....

Obvious to me that some people used lots of "fighting talk" on here last night but were actually hiding and a quivering in their beds this morning...

Where I come from that is considered a poor show and they would be called bounders and cads (good job I don't live there any more !! )

[Jah Lush]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh EastDulwich can't possibly let you see a photo. Just trust

> me, I'm a stunner.

Don't believe a word of it. I happen to know that s/he's a brickie from Penge.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Are you impugning Sir P's integrity LuvP? I'm sure a true knight wouldn't pretend he'd been champing in the lists to impress a fair maid.

[Brendan]

I?m sure I saw Liz Hurley having sausage and chips and reading the Daily Sport in the caf this morning. I?d recognise her anywhere, builder?s bum, 2 days worth of stubble and an aggressive poodle.

[LuvPeckham]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Are you impugning Sir P's integrity LuvP? I'm sure

> a true knight wouldn't pretend he'd been champing

> in the lists to impress a fair maid.

All I am saying is what I didn't see with my own fair eyes this morning, and if you wish to draw a conclusion from that then that is totally down to you

Although I see from what you have written about the situation that you have already put Special Brew and Strongbow together to make Snakebite !!!

[Brendan]

No no no! That?s all wrong. If you?re going to make a snakebite with Special Brew you have to use much stronger cider than Strong Bow to do it justice. I would suggest K.

Good heavens have some culture people.