Seabag Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 How The Fekk...How the fekk did the Hairy Bikers get such a generous commission for 'that' showIt's little above that horrid "Come dine with me" shite showerI mean, this week alone they're in Hong Kong doing "special fried rice". really, I kid you notKill Kill Kill Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Medic Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 That's 'feck' by the way.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted August 5, 2014 Author Share Posted August 5, 2014 Fekk you Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbers Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Where are they next week? Let me guess.Edinburgh cooking haggis? Fekkers. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I like 'em.'Si' and, er... I want to say 'Graham'?... 'Tony'?... Cheesy grinning lumpen blokes with the natural rapport of step brothers and the comedy stylings of Alan Titchmarsh - and quiche. What's not to like? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNorwood Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 maxxi Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I like 'em.> > 'Si' and, er... I want to say 'Graham'?...> 'Tony'?... > > Cheesy grinning lumpen blokes with the natural> rapport of step brothers and the comedy stylings> of Alan Titchmarsh - and quiche. > > What's not to like?Dave's the other one (he was on Strictly) but the taller bloke Si was very ill recently, brain aneurysm, he does still call everyone 'dude', in practically every sentence - very irritating (but that's another thread).... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 To be fair, they do eat a lot of fried rice in hong kong.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
holloway Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 i dislike them because they are not bikers nor qualified chefs. fact. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 What's the qualification for being a 'biker' - other than riding a motorcycle? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Jeremy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> To be fair, they do eat a lot of fried rice in> hong kong..Indeed, but did we need to send those two numpties all that way, to hear them say"This is the bit where you put the omelette in" Like that needs two Hairy Bikers and a camera crew and.....And actually, i'm just jealous that those bods get to do that stuff and get it commissioned again and againAlso, I suspect *Bob* probably wrote the "feeme Toon" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Hairy Bikers are great (for repeats on The Beeb.. ker-ching!)'Not guilty' on this one though. They churn out a hell of a lot of stuff - someone in The Corp likes them a lot. Or maybe they're like the Ben & Jerry of the TV culinary world. Cuddly on the outside, cut-throat in the board room. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-771602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillieTrotter Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 We recently met Dave in Mumbai he was lovely. Since they've lost weight and had a bit of a wash I quite like them ;-) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 It's the beards.....*shudder* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisa Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Shame they can't have a good shave, I don't want hairs in my food thanks.Louisa. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 holloway Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> i dislike them because they are not bikers nor> qualified chefs. fact.Yes.. The Bike concept may well of come from The Two fat Ladies.I suspect that as they travel around the country, the bikes are loaded on to a transporterthen we get the shot of them riding down some country lane into some village or town.Sparkling pristine bikes. Not filthy from having been ridden for miles on end.The clues are there. We see them drinking strong ale and cider then riding off into the sunset.Suspect a lot of editing. Not suggesting the are drink riding. I would not call them Chefs. They are Celebrity Cooks. The novelty is wearing a bit thin now as they have to keep re-inventing themselves.Foxy Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Todd Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 There was a particularly noisome episode from Japan last night where they were putting on sumos' mawashis. You got to see all four biker buttocks, they looked like a pair of 6 foot toddlers with a hormone problem.I couldn't help thinking 'Two Hairy Arseholes' would have been a better title for the show all round. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Poste's Child Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Thanks for that mental image. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
northlondoner Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 numbers Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Where are they next week? Let me guess.> > Edinburgh cooking haggis? > > Fekkers.Mother fekkers Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 DulwichFox Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I would not call them Chefs. They are Celebrity Cooks. Like the majority of TV cooks, then! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-772723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
numbers Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Loved Keith Floyd. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-773031 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabag Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 Rick Stein isn't a trained chef Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-773096 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salsaboy Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 But he is a nice man. I met him a few years ago. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/47670-how-the-fekk/#findComment-773147 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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