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Yes my apologies, I came home rather cranky last night.


KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Miles my dearest I hardly think LP expressed a

> "problem" with sexuality just simply offering some

> ideas for this potential dating agency and

> vetting... I'm sure you wouldn't want to be

> disappointing the customers now ;-)

I've just found this thread - Miles you have got these young ladies into a fluster! I did enjoy the last drinks and having met you on my departure I can vouch that you not a serial killer but a decent man indeed. When I left a rather attractive lady said "my mate fancies you" - a line I have not heard since I was 12. Who was that? Sean was that you?


It reminded me of Love Hearts....remember them? and that first giddy flush of love. My first kiss was at a school disco with a girl called Laura Grant - she was ginger,quite overweight and chewing Hubba Bubba - but had a good heart....and the song was...T'Pau China in your Hand.


Awesome.


Ahem anyway...next forum drinks for you Miles? Sounds like you'll have some lovely ladies to choose from.

Miles Wrote:

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> Yes my apologies, I came home rather cranky last

> night.


That other Miles was prone to a bit of crankiness too if I recall.

But you were gentlemanly enough to duly apologise to your fellow forumite!


Good luck with your endeavour & enjoy your "fame" at the next EDF drinks!!

If I wasn't already gallivanting elsewhere on Feb 6th, I'd try to be brave enough to come along :-$

Miles Wrote:

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> Do you have a problem with people who are gay or

> bisexual?

>

> LuvPeckham Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Miles - you do realise that it is for both

> sexes

> > to use, therefore you may need to declare your

> > bi-sexual status if you want to vet all of the

> > potential applicants (or get a nice young lady

> as

> > required in this thread to assist)



If I may inject some humpor Miles, I only have problems with Bisexual people because I wish they would make up their minds... I wonder if most of them are Piscerians ???? (think about the sign and see what I mean)


So when is this dating agency starting up then, I am sure lots of like minded ED people are interested and also if you cross fertalise the 'nurses' conversation I am sure you can pick up loads of new recruits too (pick up as in get them to register not pick up as in ..... oh never mind that is the whole concept of the dating agency anyway I guess...)

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> Tut tut LP that's just not on! Off to the norty

> corner with u! ;-)


Promises promises, last time you sent me there you also promised (and failed to deliver) a damn good spanking.... ::o

Assuming you live up to your name it'll be a pleasure to meet you ;-)


Saucy Wrote:

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> Hello! Being pretty new to ED not sure if we have

> to sign up for these drinks on the 6th or just

> rock up? Would love to meet everyone,it all sounds

> riotous!

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> KalamityKel Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Tut tut LP that's just not on! Off to the

> norty

> > corner with u! ;-)

>

> Promises promises, last time you sent me there you

> also promised (and failed to deliver) a damn good

> spanking.... ::o


LP That was not quite the instruction given! :p

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> LuvPeckham Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > KalamityKel Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > Tut tut LP that's just not on! Off to the

> > norty

> > > corner with u! ;-)

> >

> > Promises promises, last time you sent me there

> you

> > also promised (and failed to deliver) a damn

> good

> > spanking.... ::o

>

> LP That was not quite the instruction given! :p



OH ???


Was I supposed to spank you then.... funny way for the Naughty step to work if you ask me!!!!



Saucy urgent - before joining any ED Harem (I can't believe HE is promoting it as that now) please see THIS


You have been warned


Luv

Miles Wrote:

> Saucy Wrote:

>> Intrigued to meet you Miles, you seem to have cultivated a strong harem going here!

>Applications to join will be vetted at the next EDF drinks :))


Southwark are having a Celebrating Women month in March. There are even grants available (max. ?250) for those wanting to run a related event/activity. http://www.southwark.gov.uk/DiscoverSouthwark/EventsSection/InternationalWomensday/celebratingwomen.html

ianr Wrote:

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> Southwark are having a Celebrating Women month in

> March. There are even grants available (max.

> ?250) for those wanting to run a related

> event/activity.

> http://www.southwark.gov.uk/DiscoverSouthwark/Even

> tsSection/InternationalWomensday/celebratingwomen.

> html


I've a feeling it's not celebrating miles has in mind...

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