Squaters

[bigbadwolf]

I'll send you my business card Louisa. Plenty of labourers have been laid off and would be glad of the chance to 'let off some steam'. They'd even bring their own tools.

[LegalEagle-ish]

Louisa, can I suggest a sight flaw in your plan - if you did return home after sunning yourself in Spain and decided to strong arm/beat up/shoot the offending squatters, apart from being liable to be arrested for your criminal actions, the people you just strong armed/beat up/shot know where you live, so unless you were planning on keeping your heavies on permanent retainer, I think you may end up with some form of payback.

[snorky]

Louisa Wrote:

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> Squatters should be shot. If they gained entry

> into my house whilst I was sunning it in Spain,

> i'd not hesitate to pay a bunch of 'door staff' a

> backhander to get them forcefully removed.

>

> Louisa.

If they force entry, they are not squatters- this is key - squatting is a highly technical business these days and any squatter worth his salt would not be piling into occupied residences when their owner is away for a few days - legally or ethically

Help me, for I am being sucked into a melanie phillips orchestrated vortex of seething bile

[Louisa]

Bring it on I say, I am always up for a decent barny, especially when it's on my own doorstep. I would not think twice about questioning the rights of a squatter over a law abiding citizen such as myself. I know I would win at the end of the day, so either way, I think my route is best.

Louisa.

[Brendan]

Oh don?t get so upset. A little shooting never hurt anyone. I personally can think of many people deserving of a good shooting. Which is probably why it is a good thing that I am not a judge.

[LegalEagle-ish]

If guns were freely available to fine upstanding citizens such as us, like they are in America, I think i probably would have shot a good few of my fellow men by now. I may have regretted it somewhat afterwards when trying to explain it to the Judge, but I can think of a few people who would be six feet under if someone had unwisely allowed me to own a gun!