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KalamityKel Wrote:

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> is it still measured in yards these days?


Indeed my dear


Most things 'man related' are measured in Imperial .... when was the last time some young fella came up to you and said "I've got a 25.4cm willy" then ... it just doesn't sound right now does it

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> KalamityKel Wrote:

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> > is it still measured in yards these days?

>

> Indeed my dear

>

> Most things 'man related' are measured in Imperial

> .... when was the last time some young fella came

> up to you and said "I've got a 25.4cm willy" then

> ... it just doesn't sound right now does it


Well said LuvPeckham. We'll have none of that continental cross channel nonsense thank you very much.

Not impressed with the "Man" list at all.:X (especially as I scored "Nil Points") however where's the so=called "Men" now, eh?

Tucked up in their lil quilty-wiltys, the lily-livered, no-good idlers(6)


Where are they on a cold and frosty Winter's Morn at 6.11AM(?)


Men? Lambs more like..:-S

Still no sign of the "real" Men ? bet the're nice and cozy in their warm beds, lying under their cashmere blankets, no doubt.:-


Thought they might be checking the downspouts for blockages in their gutters while cleaning and clearing them at 6.45 AM:-S


Pampered ponces the lot of 'em...bit of National Service would do the trick I tell ya..

shosh= person who puts up shelves, changing car tyres, rewires plugs

tosh= person who "potters" around kitchen all weekend, baking, cooking, washing up



we are in extreme role reversal, apart from he works and i'm just a mum. which would really

work much better the other way as well it's just that he earns more than i did. typical.

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> and what exactly are you doing with your time this

> morning tony me dear?


Actually I was drinking a nice, warm cup of cocoa, that My Auntie Jesse made me, while reclining my gas fire, if you must know...

Gotta problem wiv dat, well hav yer?(6)


p.s Sorry, I didn't reply earlier but I went back to bed until 10.15:)

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