Man* Tasks

[Keef]

Can't believe I left a yard of ale off my reply. Yes I can do that, but I'm not really one for downing drinks, I prefer to drink a good pace for a long time rather than downing a few in 5 seconds, then being the annoying drunk guy for the rest of the evening.

[Brendan]

Chicken!

[LuvPeckham]

How about - A Yard of Ale/beer/guiness drinking contest at the next EDF drinks then ?

[bigbadwolf]

A yard of guiness, is that possible in civvy street?

[LuvPeckham]

indeed it is sir *Salutes fellow SAS chappie*

[KalamityKel]

is it still measured in yards these days?

[LuvPeckham]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> is it still measured in yards these days?

Indeed my dear

Most things 'man related' are measured in Imperial .... when was the last time some young fella came up to you and said "I've got a 25.4cm willy" then ... it just doesn't sound right now does it

[KalamityKel]

I can't say I have EVER come across such an exaggeration before no...

my ruler doesn't have that many cms on it! lol

[bigbadwolf]

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> KalamityKel Wrote:

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> > is it still measured in yards these days?

>

> Indeed my dear

>

> Most things 'man related' are measured in Imperial

> .... when was the last time some young fella came

> up to you and said "I've got a 25.4cm willy" then

> ... it just doesn't sound right now does it

Well said LuvPeckham. We'll have none of that continental cross channel nonsense thank you very much.

[jaybee82]

Ive done a welly boot full of scrumpy, but never a yard of ale...followed up by a rather blurry hoe down in the village hall.

[jaybee82]

Ahh...that has pretty large potential to be misinterpreted.

[Ted Max]

Bit more respect for the rural lassies, if you please.

[LuvPeckham]

You be an outsider you be

burn 'em I say

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Ive done a welly boot full of scrumpy, but never a

> yard of ale...followed up by a rather blurry hoe

> down in the village hall.

[Brendan]

jaybee82 Wrote:

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> Ive done a welly boot full of scrumpy

Good form!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Not impressed with the "Man" list at all.:X (especially as I scored "Nil Points") however where's the so=called "Men" now, eh?

Tucked up in their lil quilty-wiltys, the lily-livered, no-good idlers(6)

Where are they on a cold and frosty Winter's Morn at 6.11AM(?)

Men? Lambs more like..:-S

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Still no sign of the "real" Men ? bet the're nice and cozy in their warm beds, lying under their cashmere blankets, no doubt.:-

Thought they might be checking the downspouts for blockages in their gutters while cleaning and clearing them at 6.45 AM:-S

Pampered ponces the lot of 'em...bit of National Service would do the trick I tell ya..

[KalamityKel]

and what exactly are you doing with your time this morning tony me dear?

[shoshntosh]

shosh= person who puts up shelves, changing car tyres, rewires plugs

tosh= person who "potters" around kitchen all weekend, baking, cooking, washing up

we are in extreme role reversal, apart from he works and i'm just a mum. which would really

work much better the other way as well it's just that he earns more than i did. typical.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> and what exactly are you doing with your time this

> morning tony me dear?

Actually I was drinking a nice, warm cup of cocoa, that My Auntie Jesse made me, while reclining my gas fire, if you must know...

Gotta problem wiv dat, well hav yer?(6)

p.s Sorry, I didn't reply earlier but I went back to bed until 10.15:)