Foxtons closing? (Lounged)

[Cassius]

Maybe somewhere to sign on .................... saves going to Peckham.

[HonaloochieB]

For the love of God, doesn't anyone from the Wimpy bar organisation read this forum?

If they don't open one in the manor soon I'm going to stop shilling for them.

[Brendan]

We could petition them:

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/contact-where.htm

[HonaloochieB]

Thanks Brendan, I'm 'right on it' as we thrusting business types put it.

[2nd time mummy]

A big lounge with delightful refreshments served throughout the day... where the forumites can keep up with their postings...

Masks will be provided.

FACT

[HonaloochieB]

Raquel Cruz Wrote:

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> A big lounge with delightful refreshments served

> throughout the day... where the forumites can keep

> up with their postings...

>

> Masks will be provided.

>

> FACT

Yes, yes but will there be a Wimpy bar Franchise?

Will they serve Benders and Chocolate Bowlers?

[Mikecg]

HB wrote,

Yes, yes but will there be a Wimpy bar Franchise?

Will they serve Benders and Chocolate Bowlers?

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No! but Uphill Gardeners are most welcome!

[giggirl]

I didn't know where to put this link so here's as good a place as any. Foxes on a trampoline. Beyond cute. Nothing to do with Foxtons. Shoot me.

http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2009/02/foxes-on-a-trampoline.html

[Moos]

It's going to be a gladiatorial ring where the smug residents of East Dulwich will take on All Comers armed only with organic courgettes.

Fact.

[Moos]

Pow!

I liked it, Gigi.

[giggirl]

Sooo cute aren't they Moos. They weren't quite so cute when they were screwing in my garden at 4am this morning.

[Moos]

I know, why can't they have subdued middle-class sex in bed like proper ED residents? All that howling and biting is awfully disturbing.

[giggirl]

The noise is positively indecent. I can't decide which is worse; the foxes or the cats. Thing is, there's nothing you can do but stare at the ceiling and hope they get it over with quickly - you just can't block it out.

[Moos]

High-powered water pistols?

[HonaloochieB]

Well, go on Giggi, it's over to you.

You were staring at the ceiling. Moos introduced the high-powered water pistols motif.

It's this sort of stuff that could get you a column in Loaded you know.

Column? Lord only knows what you two'll make of that.

[Moos]

What we need to ask ourselves in this situation is this. What would Princess Anne do?

[HonaloochieB]

Moos Wrote:

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> What we need to ask ourselves in this situation is

> this. What would Princess Anne do?

According to Ted, she'd frown like you. While a young Judy Dench was your smiling lady-in-waiting.

But, neither of you were ever seen in the same room together. Uncanny.

I don't know how Ted does it, but he do.

[Ted Max]

Turn that frown upside down, Moos.

[SimonM]

Those two foxes both look a good deal more emaciated than the sleek beast who frequents our garden: whether this is down to burning up calories on the trampoline or with rumbustious and cacaphonous sex in ceiling-starers' gardens I have no way of deducing.

[HonaloochieB]

Ted and I posted above at the same time.

It looks as though when you put the two posts together, that maybe there was an implication that a liason might have taken place between the Princess Royal and a lady-in-waiting.

I mean go back and look at it.

Ted, 'turn that frown upside down'? With a previous mention of Dame Judy Dench smiling? There's only one way that's going to be heading.

Ted, I've enjoyed your company, but I'm pretty certain there are still laws about treason, and I reckon this is as treasoness as it gets.

Jesus, even Lord Haw-Haw never went this far, and they hanged him.

If you're looking in Your Majesty, I remain your loyal servant, that stuff I said in your son's pub (you know The Prince's Head) about being a republican and reckoning that your London home would bring in more 'invisible exports' as a Wetherspoons was nothing more than the drink talking.

Queen Elizabeth II. As I typed I bowed. I think that proves my loyalty.

But, Elizabeth Regina, ir I may call you that, there are those amongst us who may seek to do you down, and if anyone should end up in the Tower Of London (as a captive rather than a day visitor) then you might want to put your people onto a certain person, whose details can be found above.

And Ma'm, if I may say, well done for staying in and not allowing the second to the throne access.

If it please you M'am, I'm in agreement with your husband that your heir might well be a 'big-eared namby-pamby c*ntbollox', though his remarks about Chinese people still make me uncomfortable.

Unles of course that's treasoness? If it is, then 'slitty-eyed' all the way.

I remain your humble, obedient, humble and loyal servant in humility.

You know, like that Paul Burrell.

[woofmarkthedog]

I have bought the site...........honest I have....(if y'don't belive me punch me in the stomach).........i'ts going to be a bone shop ( not boning...sooooo rude you lot )

Honeeeeeeeeeeeestly

Woof

[Cassius]

Moos Wrote:

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> What we need to ask ourselves in this situation is

> this. What would Princess Anne do?

Shoot them.