Return of the snow to ED (Lounged)

[Louisa]

It looks as though it's back again, quick everyone get in early and tell your boss it will be impossible to get in tomorrow with a centimetre of slush on the ground!!! :))

Louisa.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! I am on my way home from work and my Gina slingbacks will be destroyed... Grrr.

Actually (chirps) it may provide me with a valuable excuse for shoe shopping during these crunchy credit times (sigh).

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Work"?

Have things got so bad that you have had to go back to your previous Profession?

[dulwichmum]

Michael darling, you know that I am a professional lady (sigh). Less of the inuendo.

Actually, I am wracking my brains to come up with a gift for James for Valentines day, a gift for the man who has everything.

Has anyone any suggestions at all?

I am at a loss, he has an Ipod, a B & O TV and an Aston. What should I give him?

[Louisa]

How about some sex? I would imagine it has been a while DM, you are obviously such a busy person :))

Louisa.

[????]

Get him a brazilian whore

[Michael Palaeologus]

No, he has the Au-pairs that provide that for him.

For Valentine's weekend why dont you just leave home. Give him a weekend of peace and quiet, on his own.

I am sure he would like that.

[pablogrande]

???? Wrote:

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> Get him a brazilian whore

just checking is that supposed to be

Get him a brazilian whore

or

Get him a brazilian, whore

[dulwichdoll]

A divorce ?

[giggirl]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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>

> Has anyone any suggestions at all?

>

Yes me, you can buy rabbits for men now. I'm intrigued; I don't know anyone who will admit to having one so perhaps you could buy one as, erm, research. I'm pretty certain that Mr DM won't already have one.

[giggirl]

I guess Admin doesn't find Brazillian whores and rabbits for men ED specific. He has a point. I suppose.

[postmodern]

Is it still snowing?

[karter]

is it snowing?

[HonaloochieB]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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Actually, I am wracking my brains to come up with

> a gift for James for Valentines day, a gift for

> the man who has everything.

>

I always think a monogrammed nit comb says I love you and I won't share you with anything else.

I believe Mappin & Webb have a silver version that they can express to you.

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD! (sniff) Such hostility!

What can I buy my darling man?

How about these?

http://dulwichmum.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ruffle.jpg

[Asset]

would they suit him?

[Louisa]

DM i'm sure he would rather wear them than be forced to see you in them :))

Louisa.

[HonaloochieB]

Why is that QC wearing her court frills on her bottom?

Should not the Lord Chancellor be informed?

Is this not an infringement?

[dulwichmum]

Oh Louisa!

How dare you.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Are you pre-menstrual or something?... Oh no, I understand now, you are menopausal. Shame.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

I know you are an active, inquisitive person so rather than get him a brazilian whore, couldn't you be a "busybody" yourself on Valentines Night?

Just a thought..