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FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> There've been reports of leering marshmallow men

> infiltrating various shops on Lordship Lane and

> propositioning the patrons.



I know. I just walked past a particular shop which shall remain anonymous and a female customer had a sticky white substance dripping from her chin and had a some in her hair.

That was your wife then, no?


bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> FelicityNormal Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > There've been reports of leering marshmallow

> men

> > infiltrating various shops on Lordship Lane and

> > propositioning the patrons.

>

>

> I know. I just walked past a particular shop which

> shall remain anonymous and a female customer had a

> sticky white substance dripping from her chin and

> had a some in her hair.

BA-ZING!!!




FelicityNormal Wrote:

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> That was your wife then, no?

>

> bigbadwolf Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > FelicityNormal Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > There've been reports of leering marshmallow

> > men

> > > infiltrating various shops on Lordship Lane

> and

> > > propositioning the patrons.

> >

> >

> > I know. I just walked past a particular shop

> which

> > shall remain anonymous and a female customer had

> a

> > sticky white substance dripping from her chin

> and

> > had a some in her hair.

Felicity! Behave yourself, didn't you see the Administrators notice about abusive behaviour? I'm not married so no it was not my wife but when I offered her my hankerchief she murmoured something about a friend with an itch and that she was going to get to the bottom of it.

Yeah I saw him smoking a liquorish ( I think ) pipe and walking with a candy cane........what a guy I thought....not a care in the world..... he was so mallow....lord know what was really in that "pipe"



Woof

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