Sexy Barman in Magnolia

[ThinLizzy]

...Anyone know if the barman in Magnolia is a) single and b) not gay? He served me coffee and chips today (I know, odd combination) while I was finishing my book...thought he was gorgeous :) As you can tell, I am single (at the mo) pah

But, doesn't stop me wishing you a happy valentine's day if you're a) coupled and/or b) frequenting a unisex loo this evening ;-p xx

[HonaloochieB]

ThinLizzy Wrote:

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> ...Anyone know if the barman in Magnolia is a)

> single and b) not gay? He served me coffee and

> chips today (I know, odd combination) while I was

> finishing my book...thought he was gorgeous :) As

> you can tell, I am single (at the mo) pah

> But, doesn't stop me wishing you a happy

> valentine's day if you're a) coupled and/or b)

> frequenting a unisex loo this evening ;-p xx

Thin Lizzy I completely understand why you just didn't want to ask him if he was available.

It's refreshing to see a young woman around these parts as demure as yourself, there's some 'fast cats' in the SE22 area who would have been flicking the fly buttons of his Levi's as soon as look at him.

So well done.

Perhaps next time tradw on your name, ask him if he's ever been 'dancing in the moonlight', just casual like and see how he reacts.

If he smiles, ask him his name. Cross your fingers and hope it's Johnny. As in the TL song 'Johnny The Fox', in which case you can half swoon and do that 'Oh my god, Johnny The Fox is my favourite TL song and you're called Johnny and you're a..' well I'm sure I don't have to draw you a map.

If he's not called Johnny then improvise, 'riff' if you will.

Eric, Brian, Scott, Darren, 'Snowwy', John, Gary and of course Phillip were in TL.

If it's Phillip then of course you're in. From what I saw of him he generally was.

Any way i digress, where was I?

Anyway when he starts chatting you up, as he surely will, don't believe a word at the beginning.

And also I'd keep the fact that The Boys Are Back In Town is a favourite of yours quiet for a while.

Some chaps think it makes a gal seem trampy or as if she's spent too much time hanging round the docks.

Shallow I know, but what are you going to do?

Still and all, fingers crossed. Wishing you well.

If it works out name your first born after one of Mott The Hoople.

[ThinLizzy]

Loving your prose Hoochie -- and you too are in on V Day :( I would have thought with your Stephen Fry-esque looks you'd be fighting em off with a jar full o'whiskey ...oh :p

I'm watching 'An Officer and a Gentleman' in true, "I'm not succumbing" style :( Saint Valentine, what an arse ;)

[digitalronin]

According to Wikipedia, "Many of the current legends that characterise Saint Valentine were invented in the fourteenth century in England, notably by Geoffrey Chaucer and his circle, when the feast day of February 14 first became associated with romantic love."

None, however, mention the quality, or otherwise, of his arse.

Happy Valentine's Day.

[postmodern]

Been there done that

[ThinLizzy]

I bet his arse was mighty fine

Just like Richard Gere's whoah

[matthew123]

Oh I've just finished my shift at the Magnolia, did someone have a question!?

LOL, no I was down the EDT watching Wales thump England... again :)

[postmodern]

I'd say Dick Gere's arse is wrinkled and sagging by now and has a ferret buried up it

[Rogue Apostrophe]

I think the chef in Magnolia is pretty tasty ;-)

[????]

I wouldn't touch anyone who works on LL....Felicity says so

[HonaloochieB]

postmodern Wrote:

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> Been there done that

Well done sign this

[HonaloochieB]

postmodern Wrote:

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> I'd say Dick Gere's arse is wrinkled and sagging

> by now and has a ferret buried up it

Just spoke to him PM, he says he prefers Richard. Or possibly Rick, at a stretch Ricky.

He claims 'pertness' as the order of the 'arsewise' day. He says he knows it's subjective but that he got a wolf whistle off Gwynnethe Paltrow recently, so up yours.

He also said that as for the ferret thing, he can't believe this sh*t.

Reckons he's off to speak with 'friends of his' in order to 'straighten this whole thing out'.

I think he must be sincere about it if he's prepared to travel from Los Angeles to Newark, New Jersey.

I mean you would be, wouldn't you?

[ThinLizzy]

If anyone can find out the VS on this guy -- I'll buy you a pint hehe

[lizzie]

Perhaps we should have a match making section within the forum?

[ThinLizzy]

Rogue, you and I should go down to the Magnolia together on the pull ;)

[Mikecg]

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[HonaloochieB]

ThinLizzy this is Lizzie. Lizzie meet ThinLizzy.

Match duly made.

You kids have fun.

And if there's a civil ceremony, I expect an invite.

[Keef]

If you mean the head bar man, I'm afraid he has an other half and a little kid. Sorry.

[damsel]

What about the cute little guy? Think he owns the place and is always there

[ThinLizzy]

He was quite little! With nice eyes ;) But I think he did look like the kind of guy who would make a good father

[bon3yard]

...was that last statement designed to sabotage any possible dalliances that might have transpired with sexy barman? Sex & Kids are mutually exclusive in the minds of most right thinking men. ;-)

[KalamityKel]

Someone's blind around here... and it aint me! :p

[ThinLizzy]

Hehe -- Kinda Bon3yard -- I feel a bit embarrassed now about causing such a whoo-haaa! Said barman was only doing his job after all, poor fella now has a thread devoted to him! Mind you, it would be funny to go in next weekend and see if he mentions it hehe :)

[damsel]

Don't worry! It's a much more entertaining thread than the usual stuff that gets discussed!

[bon3yard]

..men treated as sex objects. How demeaning.