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Keef Wrote:

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> Well if no one else is going to say it, I guess

> I'll have to...

>

> Did you not just think to yourself "I could be in

> for a shag here"?


Just read this thread. Whats the reverse of 'Bunny Boiler alert' ?

I have to say I'm more inclined to agree with you Annasfield.


I'm just glad to get a general idea of what the locals really think of me, summarised below:


Firstly, 'the IT Geek with the Warm Heart' (?!?)

And secondly, but no less importantly...a Sex Pest.


Pats on the back all round I say! >:D<

Keef wrote,

but don't think it suggests that I'm a potential woman abuser!

snip<


We are all potential woman abusers, after 8 pints of wife beater who knows where it could lead!


I came home from the pub a few years ago and I'd over done it everso slightly, I was talking to god down the big white phone, when the missus enquired, "Are you ok luv", my response was, "Just get me some water " in a drunken angry voice, she then flushed the loo with my head still down it.


I had to share that, I thought it was a classic.

I agree with annasfield in that women (and of course men too) should look after themselves, so they don't get into a state where they can't fend for themselves. I don't think anyone would argue otherwise though.


But of course women can be more vulnerable than men in these situations, which can put the man in a very difficult position...

I think we might be talking a Vicky Pollard character who is likely to have got physical with Jaybee at mention of a little too much to drink. I suspect Jaybee's motivation to run was more out of breaking all contact with this raging bull than ungentlemanly conduct.


As for Keef, don't slit your wrists, I think it was recognised by most as a misplaced joke, that you later retracted.

So to summarise; Jaybee went to meet a bird who rocked up so arsholed that she couldn?t speak. He bottled it and ran away, which was probably not the best course of action. He openly admits that it probably wasn?t and feels bad about it. All well and good, this could lead somewhere.


Then blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit, some funny comments about getting your leg over, more blah, blah, bullshit for 4 pages.


And people say the quality of debate on here is waning.


Being a dick?

Why yes I believe I am.

No 'bushfire' jokes please...


Brendan Wrote:

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> Keef Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

>

> > Bloody Antipodeans!

>

>

> I had a bout of those once. They?re a bugger to

> get rid of but you can get an ointment you know.

Mikecg Wrote:

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> I came home from the pub a few years ago and I'd

> over done it everso slightly, I was talking to god

> down the big white phone, when the missus

> enquired, "Are you ok luv", my response was, "Just

> get me some water " in a drunken angry voice, she

> then flushed the loo with my head still down it.

>


WONDERFUL.

Rock on Mrs Mikecg

I could see myself in a situation like this. The idea of a first date fills me with dread and I'd probably neck a few glasses of wine and a few extra strong mints to hide the evidence.


I've been situations like this, when I've had to excuse myself and go chuck up in the toilet and back to a date.


I put it down an an experience and hope that nobody I really know was there to witness what happened.


I do think it's a bit rum that guidelines have to be introduced for people too comatose to make rational decisions about themselves and others.

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