Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[flapjackdavey]

louisiana Wrote:

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> I'm starting to develop generalised rage about

> everything and nothing.

I know excatly what you mean :)-D

stupid abbreviations annoy me ..... Mayo instead of Mayonaise ,and the use of ( sorry Cassius ) Air Con instead of Air Conditioning

and the use of the word Customers instead of Passengers

Also use of the word "Customer" in situations when you're not actually buying anything , I think the dole office have started using it , feckin idiots.

oh there was something else too .... can't remember it might come back to me in a minute .

[HonaloochieB]

The use of emoticons.

There are people I have repect for who use them, but are they not really just the devil's puntuation?

And not even the good devil implied in Rosemary's Baby, more like the shit one in To The Devil A Daughter.

If something is written and it's amusing, then we'll get it. If it's tongue in cheek, we might not. If it's obscure/esoteric/in-jokey then many may not get it.

Aaaand. Next post!

Why have something more irritating than canned laughter on a comedy, littering up perfectly good, or for that matter imperfect or lousy posts.

Let them stand or fall by their own merits. I know the pro arguement, that they can soften what might appear in the naked written word as sarcastic, rude offensive etc, that in a face to face interaction would be leavened by body language and greater explanation.

So this is a written medium, but through the written word we can to some extent form opinions about people, I've done so on other MBs, gone on to meet them and became friends with them.

Even some who use bastard emiticons.

[????]

Yeah but HonnyB you constantly take the p1ss where as those of us who veer between sensibleish comment, personal insults and occasional light hearted irony need emocions,...you stupid f*cker B)

[HonaloochieB]

???? Wrote:

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> Yeah but HonnyB you constantly take the p1ss

> where as those of us who veer between sensibleish

> comment, personal insults and occasional light

> hearted irony need emocions,...you stupid f*cker

> B)

I'm not sure I constantly take the piss, out of whom?

But why does anyone need to include cartoons in their sensibleish comment, personal insults and light hearted irony?

Eeerm, you twat.

[????]

You take the p1ss not out of individuals in a general and lighthearted sense...

I started using emocions after I litterally posted something like

"It's ridiculous to think that poeple have characteristics based on their nationality...apart from the French who are all ****"....and people thought I wasn't being serious ;-)

[HonaloochieB]

???? Wrote:

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> You take the p1ss not out of individuals in a

> general and lighthearted sense...

>

> I started using emocions after I litterally posted

> something like

>

> "It's ridiculous to think that poeple have

> characteristics based on their nationality...apart

> from the French who are all ****"....and people

> thought I wasn't being serious ;-)

Cheers Quids, let's come back to this one tomorrow, I'm retiring for the night.

You pair of big girl's knickers you.

[Cassius]

People who talk to children and pensioners as if they are stupid - it is so damn patronising - and why use a 'special' voice that is all sing-song and slightly higher than normal?

[louisiana]

Yeeee-yaaaaaw

da da da da da da yeeee-yaaaaaw

wooa yeeeeeee-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

shhhhh

If we have to put up with the same bleedin music every bleedin time, can they purlees sort out the frickin recording they use.

[Asset]

mr Asset cooking the lentils in the water I just boiled the beetroot in (without having washed it) meaning the lentils are full of soil grit and have to be thrown away, delaying dinner by gawd knows how long, when I'm EFFING HUNGRY.

[BigPhil]

people standing at the bar and playing their new phone tune or recording. thus sharing with us all some tinny piece of shit music,

just happened , asked him to turn the noise off , he remonstrated , so he's now barred....... bald headed litte tosser....

yes , its a fun day in the bar today

[louisiana]

Some nice pubs bar use of mobile indoors. I approve.

The worst culprits are the ones that deliberately delay answering so that you can *enjoy* their shit tune.

[KalamityKel]

Pencil sharpeners

[????]

taking things "Off Line"

[Cassius]

Aw Big Phil - such awesome power you wield........... I wish I could bar people from train carriages, bus queues etc etc.

[Sue]

People who put all their letters/qualifications after their name when they're totally irrelevant in the context they're using their name (grammar)

[Sue]

People who end their emails "kind regards"

[louisiana]

Sue Wrote:

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> People who put all their letters/qualifications

> after their name when they're totally irrelevant

> in the context they're using their name (grammar)

And worse, people who include PhD in their email address field, as part of their name.

[Sue]

louisiana Wrote:

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> Sue Wrote:

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> > People who put all their letters/qualifications

> > after their name when they're totally

> irrelevant

> > in the context they're using their name

> (grammar)

>

> And worse, people who include PhD in their email

> address field, as part of their name.

xxxxxxxxx

No! I can't believe anyone does that !!!!

[Mick Mac]

Sue - Kind Regards has now been shortened (by some) to "KRs".... how cool is that?

[louisiana]

Sue Wrote:

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> louisiana Wrote:

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> > Sue Wrote:

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> > > People who put all their

> letters/qualifications

> > > after their name when they're totally

> > irrelevant

> > > in the context they're using their name

> > (grammar)

> >

> > And worse, people who include PhD in their

> email

> > address field, as part of their name.

>

> xxxxxxxxx

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> No! I can't believe anyone does that !!!!

Americans are the worst culprits.

But aren't they always :-S

[Sue]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Sue - Kind Regards has now been shortened (by

> some) to "KRs".... how cool is that?

xxxxxx

OMG, FFS :))

[Sue]

Oh yeh, that reminds me of two more.

People who say "have a nice one".

People for whom just "cool" isn't enough, so they say "cool cool."

[skidmarks]

A thing that gets on my tits are people who think they are not littering as they have put their rubbish on top of a post box or cabinet in the street. Where do you think its going to go?

Actually while we're at it, another pet hate is people who put water into an empty bottle of washing liquid or soap to make it last longer. FFS

[hibbs]

luke warm 'hot' chocolate - yuck!

[SeanMacGabhann]

Rubbish generalisations irk me.