flapjackdavey Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 people that say " At the end of the day " after every bloody sentance .people that say " issit " as in "I had to take my dog to the vet this morning " " oh issit " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Con merchants are a pet hate of mine as are dupers and bullies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 References suggesting that perambulators are some kind of socioeconomic indicator that can be used to measure property price, organic produce consumption, political affiliation, latent racism, class prejudice, newspapers readership, the downfall of civilized society and the onset of Armageddon or any other contrived conclusions other than that they are a traditionally convenient means of transporting a young child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Private Eye having such small print, cheapskates should invest in more ink so we can read it in bolder type! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 SteveT Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Private Eye having such small print, cheapskates> should invest in more ink so we can read it in> bolder type!Absolutely not Steve, do not mess with the Eye, it's a touchstone in an ever-changing world. Get glasses or a magnifying glass.Heed the fate that became Melody Maker when it became an A4 Smash Hits style glossy. Bit the dust it did.I don't think old 'Slopper' Hislop would contemplate any changes, but please don't go putting ideas into his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrard Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Collectively being referred to as 'guys'. I hate that. Do women hate that too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee82 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Threads about 'Thuggish Dog Foulers' and people with dodgy legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Damn! I was gonna say that. Beaten to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Sorry, Jay and Jah - guilty on both counts as charged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybee82 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 If only the dog foulers had dodgy legs. Two Birds, one stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'bout now Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 People who say"Awesome""can i get""frikkin""do the math"People whoGo out and partyGo datingStand in the queue at Sainsburys, M&S, Tesco etc. with a ?1.85 sandwich in their hand for 10 mins, looking at the ?1.85 label and arrive at the till, only to be told by the cashier that in fact it IS ?1.85 and then rummage around in their stupid trophy handbag for the said ?1.85 as though its a bl**dy surprise!Pay for a ?1.85 sandwich with a switch/maestro/visa card.That's all.....for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherwick Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Bailiffs who clamp cars when you've never received a parking ticket.Bailiffs who clamp cars and then tow them away, when you've never received a parking ticket.Bailiffs who clamp cars, tow them away and then sell them (and all this happens when you're on holiday so you can't stop it) when you've never received a parking ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherwick Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Forgot to add, people (i.e. politicians) who allowed the above to take place/become legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliecharlie Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 when I get annoyed because the sun is shining on my computer screen and I can't see a damn thing (for god sake charliecharlie the sun is shining... get your priorities right, girl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Either that or move the computer simples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew123 Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Leaving someone a message (whether by mobile or email) that needs an answer and they don't get back to you... although that is more, perhaps, a slow burning rage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louisiana Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 (Invariably) large women who take up a central position on the bus on the long rear seat, and when it sets off from a stop they immediately burst into some religious hogwash at full broadcasting volume.If you really know that your redeemer liveth, luv, why not keep it between you and him, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveb Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 The word "Peeps" My boss said it a lot at work, makes me want to scream!Standing in the queue for 9 hours at Peckham Pulse when there are around 30 staff behind the counter - make me very angry! People who are always late also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louisiana Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 LL shop keepers who only seem to give a damn about their car-driving customers e.g. the ones currently protesting to Southwark News about the proposed pedestrian crossing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louisiana Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 louisiana Wrote:> > If you really know that your redeemer liveth, luv,> why not keep it between you and him, eh?I restate. I wish they were that poetic. If they could really quote the Messiah, or Blake, or the German Romantics, I could forgive them. But they all have some crazy born-again tediously expressed texts in rotten English. One can forgive so much for poetry, for art... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 What is it about Born-Again Christians that make you wish that they had never been born in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louisiana Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Ha ha Tony, you are so right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Cliff Richard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'bout now Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Tony Blair??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 The funny thing Gordon Brown does with his mouth when he breathes while delivering speeches (apologies if you haven't noticed it before, it will now become really obvious and annoy the hell out of you too!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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